###Part 1###
(Snake sits on the couch)
(all of a sudden he hears he hears a sping sound)
Snake: aww, nuts! i broke the couch
(Jesus walks in)
Jesus: Sweet Jesus! you broke our couch!
Snake: oh well, you have some money, dont you? buy a new one!
Jesus: me? but you broke it!
Snake: its your'e flat.....
Jesus: but you broke it!
Snake: also its not my fault that you decided to get 50% off this couch.... do things like that, and things like this happen!
Jesus: but you broke it! and also, how you know it was 50% off? did you like get your friend Otacon to hack into the store and find the exact time i bought it???
Snake: ......no...... you left the sticker on it at the side....
Jesus: ........... but you broke it!
Snake: *sigh*
Jesus: wait! why dont we buy it TOGETHER!
Snake: huh? you sure we are ready for that?
Jesus: what do you mean?
Snake: whats if one of us moves out, who gets- (interupted)
Jesus: you moving out?
Snake: i didnt say i was moving out, are you moving out?
Jesus: im not moving out!
Snake: fine its agreed we will buy it together
(Snake and Jesus go out to the local couch store)
###Part two coming...soon###
sonciandfffan's Notes: The second Two Parter. Nice start to the Second Series