Snake: hey jesus, what are you doing with all these newspapers?
Jesus: I'm getting a new job. Son of god is good, but i wanna job where you can really go places.
Snake: whats the pay like?
Jesus: All the wine you can drink, all the fish you can eat, and you get to learn some neat tricks...
*snake scratches his head, in thought*
###Episode 12###
Jesus: Did you see god? About the job?
Snake: Yeah, and I got it!! I start on Monday
Jesus: That�s great�they�ve already sold the newsagents
*Jesus begins to cry, the audience �arrrrr�*
Snake: You didn�t want that thing anyway. You want to be�
Jesus: Please Snake, all I ask is you give me my job back�
Snake: NO! This job has everything I�ve ever needed. Fun, hot chicks, magical powers, hot chicks�
Jesus: Oh you shouldn�t mingle with the hot chicks! Didn�t god tell you anything?
Snake: I�m going for a meeting with him now�
in Heaven
God: Hey son, hows it going down there on earth?
Snake: Fine, my best friend seems preety annoyed about something though.
God: Bleh, he�s not important. Ok heres a few rules.
Don�t mingle with the angels. You see everyone who gets into heaven gets there wishes come true, and a lot of men say they want to become women�its surprising�
You get a break every eternity.
Snake: How longs an eternity?
God: You won�t live to see it.
Snake: But I�m immortal
God: What? Really? I always heard that�s good!
*Snake gives god �the look�*
God: 3. You�ve got to live with the most annoying person on earth
Snake: I don�t think I can do that, oh�this job is to hard, jesus can come back, he can live with the most annoying person on earth.
God: Things will be back to normal then�
Black Dagger's Notes: End of the first 2 Parter, God is made out to be�a git?
sonicandfffan's Notes: 2 Parters eh. J&S does seem to lack them.