Snake Walks in
Snake: Hey Jesus, what are you doing with all these newspapers?
Jesus: I'm getting a new job. Son of god is good, but i wanna job where you can really go places.
*audience cheers*
Snake: Got your eyes on anythin?
Jesus: Well, they're selling a newsagents down on the highstreet.
Snake: So son of god will be vacant now?
Jesus: Yeah, but i wouldn't go for it if i were you. The powers are cool, but you have to read alot, and theres no medical insurance.
Snake: MY GOD!! How did you stay in a job with no medical insurance?
*the audience laugh*
Jesus: It wasn't too bad since everything healed after it had been damaged. And i'm happy about that. I once had a nasty run-in with a dog and it bit off my...
Snake: A job as the son of god does have its perks though...What credentials do i need?
Jesus: I failed my GCSEs and didn't really wanna get tied down to a career, so...this...my second minell...minnell.
Snake: Millenium?
Jesus: Yeah, minnelium. My second minnelium i'm quitting
Snake: Whats the pay like?
Jesus: All the wine you can drink, all the fish you can eat, and you get to learn some neat tricks...
*Snake scratches his head, the words 'to be continued...' appear*
*The audience cheer at the top of there voices.*
*the end of episode 11*
Black Dagger's Notes: Jesus' background comes out. The first time "son of god" is mentioned as a job, ever! The first two parter episode.
sonicandfffan's notes: First and only mention of the Milleniums.