Jesus and Snake are in the car on the way home from the zoo.
SNAKE: Man, I'm starving.
JESUS: How can you be hungry after you ate all those nachos at the zoo?
SNAKE: Because zoo food doesn't count as real food.
JESUS: Right. It's just an activity. It's like that paddle with the ball and the rubber band.
SNAKE: Those nachos are killing me.
JESUS: I thought you were hungry.
SNAKE: It's complicated!!
SNAKE: Come on, Jesus, you're going to miss the exit.
JESUS: Keep your shirt on. I got it.
SNAKE: Watch out for that blue chevy.
JESUS: Look at this guy. He's trying to box me out.
SNAKE: I'll tell you when you can go. Wait, wait, wait, Wait-- now, now, now. No, no, no. Go, go! No, no. Wait-- now, now! Now! Jesus! Go--ahh...
Jesus swerves into another lane. The driver of the blue chevy honks his horn.
JESUS: Oh, calm down, blue chevy. He thinks I cut him off. He accelerated.
SNAKE: You want me to moon him? Ooh, let's moon him. Roll up your window. Let's do a pressed ham under glass.
JESUS: NO!
SNAKE: Look at this, look at this. He's giving us the finger.
JESUS: Oh, all right.
SNAKE: Gidddy up.
Snake moons the blue chevy.
###Thus concludes another episode of the Jesus and Snake show###
Black Dagger's Notes: Jesus can drive and snake doesn't mind mooning random cars :D
sonicandfffan's Notes: Possibly one of the more popular episodes. They're all good though.