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| Tournament of Wits |
| Episode Four |
| IN THE HOTEL Cobalt sits in a chair reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Yup! She�s been reading it since ToH Season 3!). COBALT: Finally! A little peace and quiet- Axem Peace falls through the roof. PEACE: Uh, hi? COBALT: Err, let me finish. Finally a little peace and quiet from- Cobalt hears a knock on the door. An axem walks in. QUIET: I�m here. COBALT: Just let me finish my sentence! Finally a little peace and quiet from Goldenrod! Goldenrod falls through the roof. GOLDENROD: What�s up, sis? (JAMEY�S NOTE: Hehehe� :) ) COBALT: Grr, why is everyone in my room?! Suddenly, the roof starts trembling horribly. COBALT, GOLDENROD, PEACE, AND QUIET: Uh-oh. Suddenly everyone else falls in. EVERYONE ELSE: Hello, Cobalt! COBALT: ARGH! � � � � � � � 11 P.M THAT NIGHT HALO: Hello, contestants! And that Axem over there� The boy gestures to Quiet. QUIET: (yelling) Name�s Quiet! Halo covers his ears. HALO: Where�d you get that name? QUIET: Don�t know! But can I join the tournament? HALO: It�s a bit late for that. You can join the audience though. QUIET: Ooh! Where do they keep the pitchforks? HALO: They� don�t have pitchforks� QUIET: Oh. Well then, how do you explain them sabotaging the stadium with pitchforks? HALO: Oh... WHAT? QUIET: Look out the window� They look out the window revealing the audience, stabbing random walls. HALO: Hey! STOPPPP! BANGER: While no one�s looking, who wants to hijack the audience member�s cars and find the pitchforks? GOLDENROD, BALROG, AND COBALT: Cars! Yay! QUIET, STAR WARRIOR, AND SCORCH: We�ll find the pitchforks! EVERYONE ELSE: And we�ll manage to get lost somewhere and see if there are birds to chase! EVERYONE: Break! Everyone but Blue that is. Blue passed out when the author made him say, �We�ll�. � � � � � � � TWO HOURS LATER Everyone returns from his or her various tasks. Goldenrod, Balrog, and Banger look dejected. GOLDENROD: There were almost no cars my sis hasn�t smashed at a time� COBALT: Quiet you. Cobalt throws Goldenrod out a window. GOLDENROD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOTE: There Mercenary! 20 A�s, 16 H�s, and 3 !�s! NOTE: Kirby 64 forum humor right there! SCORCH: We had no luck either. GOLDENROD: Really? COBALT: Didn�t I just throw you out the window? GOLDENROD: Oh yeah. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOTE: Mercenary started that joke in Another Kirby Story. He wrote it at the Kirby 64 forum but it is now posted at Jamey�s rerun story site. At that point Halo walks in. HALO: Hello! Is Goldenrod learning to fly? COBALT: Ehh� HALO: I don�t think there will be a battle tonight. Be awake at 10:00 A.M tomorrow EVERYONE BUT BLUE: Yay! Late sleep! FAST: Axem Fast wonders if we should wake Blue up? �������������.. Speaking of Fast here he is now. FAST: Axem Fast says, "Hi!" Fast is standing outside of the Audience hotel building. FAST: Axem Fast says, "I am?" Yes Fast, you are. COBALT: I�m here too. Yeah, I know. GOLDENROD: Why are we here? COBALT: Why do you keep showing up in my life? GOLDENROD: I�m your brother. COBALT: Oh, yeah. Anyway Fast, Goldenrod, and Colbat enter the building. COBALT: CobaLt! The L Okay. Fast, Goldenrod, and Cobalt enter the building. FAST: Axem Fast says, "Let�s find the pitchforks." GOLDENROD: Axem Goldenrod says, "Okay." COBALT: Axem Cobalt says, "Nah, I�d rather read." GOLDENROD AND COBALT: It�s contagious! Cobalt runs away and into the Contestant hotel. Goldenrod and Fast continue. GOLDENROD: I�m scared. FAST: Axem Fast says, "Me too." Suddenly, they see an audience member go out of his room. The two Axems shiver. AUDIENCE MEMBER: Must have� a� head� According to various audience members two Axems were screaming dashing down the hall that night. However the Audience Member did not finish his sentence. AUDIENCE MEMBER: of lettuce� ������������. THE NEXT DAY, 10:00 A.M. HAMMER: Would Axem Fast please report to the arena? AUDIENCE: Boo! Axem Snow is part of the audience. SNOW: Go Fast! I finally get to watch the Tournament of Heroes president fight! FAST: Axem Fast says, "You Audience people are the same ones at the ToH.� AUDIENCE: No duh. KEVER: Get on with it! HALO: The battle of Fast vs. an Eliminator will now begin! HAMMER: Ready� HALO AND HAMMER: Fight! END OF EPISODE 4 NOTE: Complete nonsense! I'll get back on my regular track next ep. |