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| Tournament of Wits |
| Episode Five |
| Fast: 500/500 Eliminator: 550/550 A cloak covered the eliminator. FAST: Axem Fast wonders who the eliminator is� Suddenly, Fast fell forward. FAST: Axem Fast says, "Oof!" AUDIENCE: Yay. Fast: 290/500 FAST: Axem Fast says, "I lost 210 HP from one attack?" The eliminator would probably be smirking if his face was visible. ELIMINATOR: Yes you did. The eliminator removed his cloak. � � � � � � � IN THE CONTESTANT�S BUILDING JK�S RED AND GREEN: Mahogany? HAILFIRE: You know that Jr. Koopa? JK RED: Yes! When we were trapped in a castle once in our adventures, Jr. Koopa Mahogany and his friends helped us out! HAILFIRE: He must have powerful physical attack� JK GREEN: Top notch out of any Jr. Koopa� � � � � � � � ON THE ARENA FAST: (thinking) His attack is high� I�ll have to use my speed to win� Mahogany leaped high into the air. � � � � � � � IN THE CONTESTANT�S BUILDING BLUE: If Fast is hit by that Mega Kick he�s finished! And I thought I was the only one who could do that� � � � � � � � ON THE ARENA Fast�s Axem senses alerted him of danger. He quickly zipped out of the way. Mahogany hit the ground but lost no HP and instantly bounced back up. He aimed for Fast and streaked down from the sky. � � � � � � � IN THE CONTESTANT�S BUILDING WIZARD: How can Fast defeat that guy if he is continuously bouncing and aiming? Sooner or later, he�ll hit Fast and it�ll be over. � � � � � � � ON THE ARENA Fast dodges. Mahogany hits the ground again but this time stays down and dashes after Fast. He is slower than Fast. JK MAHOGANY: You can run but you can�t hide! � � � � � � � IN THE CONTESTANT�S BUILDING EVERYONE: �Attack him already, Fast. � � � � � � � ON THE ARENA Fast spins around to face JK Mahogany. Mahogany wasn�t expecting this. He stops for a moment then starts to dash toward Fast. Fast remains motionless until Mahogany is only several yards from him. Then he shoots forward like an asteroid and� splits into two� Both Fast�s hold out their axes and sprint past Mahogany. Both axes hit dealing 180 damage, 90 per slash. JK Mahogany: 370/550 JK MAHOGANY: Sprint Slash� Mahogany chases after the Fasts but they both go different directions. They then both stick out their tongues and do a raspberry. JK MAHOGANY: Grrr� huh? Mahogany feels two axes on his shell and sees two white blurs dash by him. Mahogany loses 120 HP, as his shell dulled the Sprint Slashes some. JK Mahogany: 250/550 Suddenly, the Fasts combine again and Fast uses Final Cutter. Mahogany fails to block either of the attacks. JK Mahogany: 130/550 JK Mahogany growls and launches into the air. He prepares to do one of his most powerful attacks: Hyper Kick. JK Mahogany shoots down. � � � � � � � IN THE CONTESTANT�S BUILDING BLUE: Good luck, Fast. You need it. ZEUS: Bwahahah- Hailfire stuffs an apple in his mouth and rebinds him in chains. ZEUS: Mmmph! � � � � � � � ON THE ARENA Fast sidesteps, gulps and catches Mahogany�s foot. Fast loses 90 HP from the impact and spins around. Fast hits the ground and loses another 100 HP bringing him down to 100 HP. However, JK Mahogany flies into the audience. AUDIENCE: Oof! FAST: Axem Fast wonders why the whole audience says, "Oof!" when only a couple of them were hit. AUDIENCE: We don�t know either. JK Mahogany wips out his grappling hook and swings himself on top of the announcer booth. JK MAHOGANY: Good battle Fast! I might see you later on! JK Mahogany jumps down and vanishes into a hidden place. HALO: Fast is the victor! Fast will move onto the maze round. Be here later at 1:00 P.M. this afternoon! As soon as Halo finished his sentence the audience takes out what look like machine guns. AUDIENCE: Hehehe� They turn to the V. I. P. Seats where Jamey is seated. JAMEY: � The audience members pull the triggers. Thousands of coke bottles zoom through the air at Jamey. (JAMEY�S NOTE: I gotta steal that idea for myself�) JAMEY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHERE ARE YOU HEAD OF LETTUCE? The same audience member who Fast and Goldenrod saw the previous night held up the Head of Lettuce. JAMEY: NO!!! HEAD OF LETTUCE! After a while, half the audience starts shooting at the announcer booth. It collapses. HAMMER: Halo! RUN! Halo leaps on Hammer�s back and Hammer sprints around the arena and leaves it a little after. FAST: Axem Fast says this is disturbed. Fast walks into the Contestant�s building and hits the heart block. INFERNO: There�s a heart block? HAILFIRE: I guess the author added one. Say� Where�d you come from? Inferno shrugs. INFERNO: Plot holes� EVERYONE: This isn�t right! Blue faints. ZEUS: Mmph!!! END OF EPISODE 5 |