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| Episode Two |
| The Second Episode! |
| When we last left Jamey, he was attempting to order life insurance in a McDonalds drive through window. JAMEY: Who�s there? THAT GUY OVER THERE: Dayjav JAMEY: Dayjav who? THAT GUY OVER THERE: Knock knock. JAMEY: Who's there? THAT GUY OVER THERE: Dayjav JAMEY: Dayjav who? THAT GUY OVER THERE: Aren�t you glad I didn�t say orange? Crickets chirp in background. THAT GUY OVER THERE: Ba da bum ching! Crickets stop chirping, complete silence. JAMEY: Um, yeah� Well I�m gonna go through The Vortex That People Can Disappear Into And Then Reappear At Somewhere Else If They Choose To Go Through It over there and get my Moderator Knife back. THAT GUY OVER THERE: No! You can�t do that! Okay, maybe you can. Bye! Jamey is about to step through The Vortex That People Can Disappear Into And Then Reappear At Somewhere Else If They Choose To Go Through It, when That Guy Over There tells him to stop. THAT GUY OVER THERE: To stop! JAMEY: To stop? THAT GUY OVER THERE: Well that�s what the narrator said. JAMEY: Okay� THAT GUY OVER THERE: Anyway, if you want to get your Moderator Knife back, you must stop Really Evil Person Who�s Really Evil Man! And it is COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DO THAT unless- Suddenly, That Guy Over There falls over dead. JAMEY: What kind of a stupid story am I in? Suddenly Jamey is in Antarctica wearing a purple chicken costume and surrounded by happy dancing leprechauns. JAMEY: WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS?!?!?!?!? Suddenly Really Evil Person Who�s Really Evil Man appears on the horizon flying his pumpkin of doom towards Jamey. REALLY EVIL PERSON WHO�S REALLY EVIL MAN: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WITH THE MODERATOR KNIFE, NOW I ONLY NEED THE OTHER TWO MODERATOR UTENSILS TO CONTROL ALL OF ANTARCTICA!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AND NOW NO ONE CAN STOP ME, NOT EVEN THAT PURPLE CHICKEN AND THOSE HAPPY DANCING LEPRECHAUNS DOWN THERE!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Really Evil Person Who�s Really Evil Man flies away laughing like a really evil person who�s really evil. JAMEY: NOT ALL OF ANTARCTICA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! If I�m gonna stop Really Evil Person Who�s Really Evil Man I�m gonna need some help to find those other moderator utensils! So over the course of several grueling minutes, Jamey assembles a crack team of experts, consisting mainly of himself, Meta Knight #6, and a head of lettuce. META KNIGHT #6: Word up, dawg. JAMEY: Quiet you. Now help me find the rest of the moderator utensils. HEAD OF LETTUCE: JAMEY: You�re absolutely right. We should start looking over in that big plot hole over there. Jamey, Meta Knight #6, and the head of lettuce fall through the plot hole and find themselves on Popstar! JAMEY: ? HEAD OF LETTUCE: JAMEY: That�s right, I don�t know how I can dictate a question mark. META KNIGHT: After I steal the Star Rod I will lure Kirby to his doom!!! SIRKIBBLE #10: Haven�t we failed at that several thousand times in the past week? META KNIGHT: Quiet you. Meta Knight throws Sirkibble #10 out the window. SIRKIBBLE #10: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SIRKIBBLE #11: Why don�t we try a different plan for once? META KNIGHT: Quiet you. Meta Knight throws Sirkibble #11 out the window. SIRKIBBLE #11: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SIRKIBBLE #12: Well what if- META KNIGHT: I�M GETTING REALLY ANNOYED AT ALL YOU STUPID SIRKIBBLES! NOW JUST GO AWAY! SIRKIBBLE #12: Fine. Sirkibble #12 throws himself out the window. SIRKIBBLE #12: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! META KNIGHT: NO MORE SIRKIBBLES FROM NOW ON! Meta Knight walks over to a big wooden crate. META KNIGHT: I knew that these trained attack gorillas would come in handy someday. GORILLA #1: Instead of going for the star rod, you should go for the Moderator Spoon! META KNIGHT: Where�s that? GORILLA #1: Conveniently placed right over there! Gorilla #1 points to a big sign that says �Moderator Spoon, This-a-way!� META KNIGHT: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WILL ANYONE STOP META KNIGHT FROM TAKING THE MODERATOR SPOON????????????????? WILL JAMEY EVER GET ANOTHER LINE IN THIS STORY??????????????????? WILL THERE EVER BE A LONG DISTANCE CARRIER THAT SUITS MY NEEDS?????????????? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THE ADVENTURES OF JAMEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |