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| Jennie rawks! I thought you knew? Oh, you didn't? Well, now you do. Lifes full of wierdos, i'm just lucky enough to be one of them. The Devil in me says do it, the Angel in me says do it harder! I try to be bad, it just doesn't work for me. You know what? ... You suck! Forget about the memories, just remember me! If i'm your Angel, are you my God? Forget what i told you yesterday, listen to what i'm telling you today. Lick it like a lollipop! Don't spank the monkey, spank me! Don't try and understand me, just pretend that you do. Geeks are hott! Believe me, i'm one of them! You've got issues. Life's full of tough descisions. Just choose one, you'll get screwed either way. Girls are like Pringles, once you pop you just can't stop! Don't try and be like me, work on making you better. Ignorance sucks, unless i'm the one being ignorant, then it's cute. Pussy makes the world go round. I own this world, your just inhabitants on it. Don't tell me things that sound sweet. Talk to me from your heart, nothing else could be sweeter. I ain't crazy, i'm just not completely sane. Confusion is a state of mind i can't seem to figure out. You never know what's going to hit you, but you sure know your going to hit it back! I'm my favorite person in the whole world! I used to be an Angel, then i got kicked out of Heaven. If sex was a test i'd always get A's! I'm glad i have a pussy, 'cause i already think like a dick. I don't need a phsycologist, my friends are free. No-one understands you better than yourself. I don't need to use a pick-up line, i'm cute enough as it is. Pick-up lines are for loosers who can't make fools out of themseleves without any help. I'm a woman, hear me moan! I ain't into beastiality, but with a "pussy" like that, who can resist? I crack myself up. Too bad other people don't get my jokes. I ain't laughing at you, i'm laughing with you. You just forgot to laugh. |