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                                           Phoenix: My favorite color is clear.

                 Chaz: "I'm sick of all this yelling...the only person I wanna hear yell is me.
                                        Brad: "Yeh...and were sick of all that"

                                         Phoenix: "Chester likes anime porn."
                                 Chaz: "Yes, and Chester likes other things too."
                                  Phoenix: "Why are you talking in third person?"
                                                  Chaz: "Because Chester feels like it. Now shut up and be a good boy and go clean your room."

Q: do you do that pelvic thrust thing to hold it up?
Mike: "that's the only way to hold it up. you don't understand, like people do that and it's not like a style thing."
Phoenix: "it's a neccesity, really."
Mike: "yah, it's functional. like the pelvic thrust is functional adaptation."
Phoenix: "it's called "going shotgun", that's the technical terminology for that rock and roll move. ( mike has a fit of laughter in the background)
Mike: "WORD"

Phoenix: Chester likes to grab his package like Michael Jackson.
Mike: I didn't know Chester had a package?
Joe: Yeah its somewhere down there.

"After a long year out of the band, it's been incredible to rejoin and be back in the mix. I appreciate everyone who supports us both on the website and at our live shows more than I could ever express. To be afforded the opportunity to do something I've always loved, with a bunch of friends, is truly a blessing. Thank You." -Phoenix

Joe: "When we're on tour, we like to pick on each other just for fun."
Mike: "Yeah we make fun of Chester's big ass."
Chaz: "I don't have a big ass!"
Phoenix: "No, you have a ghetto booty!"
Joe: "Haha ghetto booty! I like that one haha!"

Rob: "Hey, Joe, what are ya listening to?"
Joe: "Uh, nothing..."
Brad: "He's listening to Chester's Madonna CD's."
Joe: "No I'm not!!!"
Chaz: "What?! I never said you could listen to them!!"
Joe: "I'm not!!"
Chaz: "I'm gonna kill you, you hacker!!!"
Joe: "Leave me alone!!!" (hides his face in his arms)
Mike: "It's okay, Joe... Chester's not gonna hurt you..."
Chaz: "Yeah, I'm not gonna hurt you.... .... I'm just gonna..."
Joe: "NO!!!! NOT THE FROGGY!!!"
Rob: "Chester...."
Chaz: "Oh, ok.... geez, I was just joking...."
Joe: (sniffs) "No you weren't.... you were gonna... you were gonna..."
Brad: "Here, do you want Mr. Froggy???"
Phoenix: "Yeah, Mr. Froggy won't hurt you..."
Joe: (takes the stuffed animal) "ok, thanks...."

Phoenix: "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
Chester: "Huh? Lenny?"
Joe: "Lenny Kravitz?"
Phoenix: "No I said Kenny! Southpark, you know!"
Chester: "Mr.Hanky rules! Pooooooopoooo!"

Mike: "we're not like other bands you know. We actually visit our website and care about our internet fans. We visit as many fansites as possible."
Joe: "Yes and I like to send threatening emails to people."
Phoenix: "No you don't."
Joe: "Yes I do! Shh, its supposed to be a secret!"

"I learned not to be outside at dusk wearing shorts and a T-shirt in Biloxi, Mississippi... the insects apparently have no sympathy for tourists." - Phoenix

Mike: "Yeah, Chester is helping Ryan Shuck (of Orgy) out with his clothing line called Replicant."
Joe: "Yeah, Chester is a fashion whore."
Chaz: "Fashion bitch! Its Fashion bitch, not fashion whore! There's a big difference."
Joe: "There is? Oh, I didn't notice."

Joe: "Chester has a bad mouth."
Chaz: "F**k, f**k, f**k?"
Mike: "Bagawk!"
Chaz: "I said f**k, not cluck!"

Mike: (in a southern drawl) "Ya'll come back now ya hear!"
Chaz: "Yeah so we can have some eatins and fixins!"
Joe: "Pork n beans!"

DFP5 INTERVIEW WITH LINKIN PARK (Mike and Chester) part:

Booker: Are you guys living any better yet?
Mike: "Not yet!"
Booker: That sucks, how many albums do you gotta sell to catch a break. hahaha
Chester: "We haven't even been home it's like we don't know, if our lives can be better, but we haven't been able to test the water yet."
Booker: Dude, that'll be the first thing I'd want to know, I'll be like how much did I make how much did I make? Cause I'm tired I haven't seen my bed in about a month. I want to know how much money I got.
Mike: "Yeah we made sure our contract was really crappy and that we make no money cause we're really, we're generous guys we want our label to make a ton of money."
Booker: And they lie and say that 1 record is all they got nononono, I know how this works you got like 9 more album on this label.
Chester: "Actually, what happened was we signed a 100 album deal over the next 57 years and we actually, for every album we sell we have to give warner bros a dollar.
Booker: Great that works really well I'm glad everything is working good for you, I'll see you guys on the poor man tour in 2032. Thanks for doing DFP, very cool of ya.

'The best thing I'd ever done to my parents was learning to use the toilet.' - Chester

'The best thing I'd ever done to Joe's parents was pretends that we were friends.' - Brad

Mike: The best thing I'd ever done is when my brother went to oversea and I came back home as a Christmas present.
Chester: In a box.
Mike: Yes, in a box.

"If it ain't broke, break it, then superglue it together. When you're done, give it to a friend." - Joe

Joe: "I have an ass, its a nice ass but I don't go around showing it off like Chester does all the time!"
Mike: "Yeah but you've shown it off once or twice!"
Joe: "Well that's different. I'm not like Chester."
Chaz: "Yeah I'm the assmaster!!!!"

Joe: "Mike walked over there, put a CD in, looked at the TV, sat on the table, and broke it in half!"
Mike: "OMG I'm so bummed."
Joe: "Stupid rock star!"
Mike: "How funny is this? I put my fat ass on this table and broke it!"

Joe-Mike got up and walked over there, looked at the TV, sat on the table and broke it
Mike-I put my (laughing) I put my fat ass on the table and I broke it! Oh my God I am so embarrassed
Joe-Now we are taking apart the table and hiding it in the hopes that the hotel doesn't notice and make us pay for it

Joe: "Our fans are intelligent. They know their shit."
Mike: "Yeah, most of them know more about us then we do!!"

Q: Does Joe Hahn have a split personality?
Mike: "Absolutely. Joe Hahn keeps inventing new personalities daily. We're not sure how many he has, but at this point he's keeping us on our toes."
Brad: "I think my favourite Mr. Hahn personality is the practical joking Mr. Hahn that probably doesn't have a name yet, but he's constantly inventing things in conversations with new fans who don't know us very well. He'll make up things about us that are totally untrue. So beware."

Chester: "There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty."
Mike: "Chester?!"
Joe: "I remember this one!"
Chester: "Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it!"
Mike: "That was so not funny."
Joe: "Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there!"
Rob: "Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!"
Chester: "Then we attacked him with air freshener."
Brad: "Lysol!"

Chester: "Joe and the guys keep on threatening me that on my next birthday they're gonna kidnap me and let orgy give me a makeover!"
Mike: "Aww… stop whining!"
Joe: "Yeah you know you want to get all dressed up and be glamarific!"

Joe: "What the hell is it with you and Jiggly Puff's?"
Chester: "What the hell is it with you and frogs?"
Joe: "Don't disrespect the almighty froggie!"
Chester: "Oooooh I'm scared! Should I run?"
Joe: "Yes very, very fast."

Chester: "Scott Weiland is a God!"
Mike: "Yeah we know, you talk about him 24/7!"
Chester: "You're just jealous!"

Joe: "Hey, they said my name!!!"
Chaz: "No they didn't."
Joe: "Huh? They just did!"
Mike: "Ugh, Joe, just give it up!!!"

Joe: "In a year from now, we probably wont be around, so we'll see you on behind the music."
Chaz: (laughs)

Joe: "I have a nice ass!"
Chaz: "No, you have a big ass."
Mike: "A big fat ass."
Some Person: "Awwe, don't make fun of Joe's ass!"
Joe: "Hehehe you said ass!"

Metal-is: Well, it's great to have a million-selling album - but then you have to follow it up
Mike: "We're just starting the first one, so when we get there, we'll worry about that!"
Chaz: "It's only been two months!"
Mike: "Besides that, we know that we're going to do a 150 hour jam session on the second album, so it won't be able to compete with the first one, because it will be so entirely different, you won't be able to compare it."
Chaz: "And we're actually going to change the name again to the Ambient Guitar Tapping Group. Brad won't actually be playing, he'll just be tapping the body of the guitar, so the pick-ups pick up the vibration of the strings and it'll be like "Mmmmmmmm ."
Mike: "For 150 hours! And we'll release it in 150 hour long CDs. And you'll have to buy all of them to get the full piece."

Metal-is: You know, I don't think I should print this, in case Pearl Jam see it.
Chaz: "Waaaaagh! (Narrowly misses taking metal-is' journalist's eye out with his spiked collar as he jumps up and hugs her!)
Mike: "Oh, that's no dig on Pearl Jam!"
Chaz: "Oh, you're my favourite person - and I didn't mean to turn you into a shish kebab!"

: "I want to get a pet frog and name it kermit! Or barky larky!"
Chaz: "Barky larky?"
Joe: "Yeah got a problem with that?"

Joe: "Yes I do think Britney's boobies are fake!"
Mike: "Hehe boobies!"
Chaz: "I like small boobies. Small ones are just right. Big ones are baaad. I'd be afraid that I'd get suffocated by them if they were too big."

Joe: "We don't care about the MTV awards. I mean, we're glad that we got invited to it this year and we got to perform. But we really didn't care about winning."
Chester: "Yeah there's always next year."
Joe: "We'll just have the giant whale eat all of the other competitors!"
Mike: "Oh shit, look out, its Keiko!"

Metal-is: "With all the metal that you wear about your person, do you have problems when you go through airports?"
Mike: "You have no idea! Brad's pants are down around his ankles, 'cause his pants are too big and his belt's all made of metal, Chester has to take off 50 things it's a joke! And the best thing is, he's obsessive compulsive. Tell her about how you arrange your bracelets when you take them off!"
Chaz: "No."
Mike: "I'll tell her about it! Chester takes off his bracelets when he's going through the metal detector at the airport and he has this bag of those handles that pulls up, so there's a long hanger and he arranges them on that. He takes them off in the same order every time and puts them in the same places and arranges them perfectly."

Joe-My butt hurts. I've been sitting in this damn chair signing stuff for a half an hour and they won't let me get up and walk around. Big old bodyguards say oooga boooga.

Joe: I like, uh, kinda borrowed a few bucks from you, uh, Rob.
Rob: A few bucks? That's okay... how much did you take?
Joe: (whew) oh, just about $250 dollars or so...
Rob: WHAT!!!
Joe: Hey, you said it was alright.... (hehe)
Rob: When you gonna pay me back??!!
Joe: Thinks: "Hehe, when I FEEL like it...."

Mike: (calls out from the other side of the room) Hey, Joe!!!
Joe: What?!
Mike: Go away!!!

Interviewer: With the ever-growing plethora of boy-bands, teen pop singers, and other trend-following bands that seem to be continuously emerging in the music scene, what are your thoughts on this commercialization of popular music?
Linkin Park: We are making our way to actually becoming a boy band. Our first video is gonna have all of us in a shower wearing white linen suits, crying and pointing at the camera. We definitely want to start wearing matching outfits, choreographing, and lip-syncing our live show.
Q-Do you guys break stuff to releive tension? I heard alot of bands do that?
Joe- Mike likes to break glass tables
Mike-Joe likes to break wind

Dynamic Rock: Is there anything about the band and its members that nobody knows about and you would like to share with us?
Linkin Park: Mr. Hahn has a split personality named Remy. Remy is a dangerous man. He keeps the rest of us on our toes.

cameraman: whatcha got there joe?
Joe: well, Ive got some wet toilet paper here. I'm gonna throw it at pedestrians.

Joe- I lost my house, can I have yours?

Rocktribe asks whether they'd also had an input in their video to "One Step Closer." Brad and Mike suddenly gasp in mock horror and put their hands over their mouths.
JOE: Uh-oh. Joe's gotta answer a question....They let us do pretty much what we wanted to...
MIKE: Who's they?
JOE: The guys at the record company over there because they don't really have any creative people there anyway.
MIKE and BRAD: Dude, what are you saying!!???
JOE: What? Our A&R guy?
MIKE: Are you saying that our A&R guy couldn't direct a video? (Joe shoves his head in his hands and gives up the ghost entirely)
JOE: I can't do this. I don't know what's happening...
--You directed the video?
JOE: No, I came up with the storyboard.
MIKE: Joe copped out on that answer.
BRAD: If we answered every question like that...The fact is that Joe did the original treatment and he's just being modest.
JOE: At least I'm not being arrogant like you f**ks.

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