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                "My favorite jellybean is the pink one with the flavor inside." – Chester

                                            " What do you do for fun?"
                                   " We make fun of Mike's head" ~Chester

                "We know who we are and we're not going to change that." – Chester

"Cyclefly is one of my favorite bands and their new record is one of the best I've heard in a long time. If you don't like it, you suck!" – Chester

"We're shooting for the title of hardest-working band in America." – Chester

"We're pretty straight guys: we're not boozers, we're not f**ked up on drugs." – Chester

"I always wanted to be a rock star. That was my childhood dream. That's what I told everybody I was going to be when i grew up." – Chester

"My summer holiday is going to happen this winter, and I'm going to Fiji. It's been me and my wife's dream to go there together for a long time, and we're actually going to make that happen some time very soon. It's got really beautiful weather all year round, and the beaches are amazing...you're basically off in the middle of the Pacific on an island. We're going to sit on the beach for two weeks and drink Tahitian liquor." - Chester, from Kerrang! Magazine

"We're not the Grateful Dead or Pink Floyd. We're Linkin Park, and we cut all the fat out. We don't do guitar or drum solos." – Chester

  "I'm not a rapper, so I would be pretty bad at trying to rap in a band. Mike isn't naturally a singer, but the funny thing is he has a really good voice." - Chester

  "There's wacky girls all over the place that try to do weird things, but we don't pay attention to them. We just kind of do our own thing and hang out with the fans that are really important to us." - Chester

"I'm just a regular guy, you know? There's no leotard and cape under my clothes. I shit, I piss, I drink too much and throw up, just like everybody else." - Chester

"I don't think you should ever be ashamed or afraid of who you are or anything that's happened to you. Life is good man. You can either feel like the victim all the time or get off your ass and do what you want to do!" - Chester

Chester: "Not only that, but we don't even think about how many we're selling. We just focus on our shows and our fans. That's pretty much what we're about, just playing shows for our fans and getting out there and talking to as many of them as we can and hanging out with them. I think that's also a key to the reasons we're getting the success that we're getting so fast. The fact that we kind of have a real connection with our fans, and our fans are the best fans in the world. Don't mess with them."

Chaz: "It's kind of hard to manufacture a band that's known each other their whole lives."

Chaz: "Aww, but I wanted to play at Lilith Fair! Damn it!"

Chaz: "I've signed enough boobies in my life to be done with boobies...to sign I mean..."

Chaz: "There is nothing wrong with masturbation! Everyone does it and those who don't admit that they do it, do it even more than the ones that do admit it!"

Chaz: "The most important thing to me is definitely connecting with people. Hopefully the lyrics I write and the songs that I write will inspire people to do something or make them fell better or something. I think that if that happens, I have succeeded."

Chaz: "You live, you die and somewhere in between you'll have children."

Chaz: "I love to hear the crowd sing along. I get the biggest hard-on from that. Of course, it means I have an erection for a whole hour every night. *turns apologetically to Phoenix* I hit your bass with my dick last night. I still got the bruise."

Chaz: "We’re just happy to be playing. Plus there's only room for one asshole in the band, and that's me!"

Chaz: "I have Sheryl crow right next to Outcast in between Alice in Chains, lets put some sense into that one." (scratches his head and looks confused)

Chaz: "Here we go to the bathroom. This is where I scratch my balls in the morning and this is where we get naked and try to clense ourselves. We like to have a nice little therapeutic moment in our place. Lots of candles. And ah, we have a beday, but we've never used it. Because I'm afraid of it."

Chaz: "Down here we've got some pictures of the band. One of the first photo shots. We were all trying to look really cool, and unfortunatley we don't succeed in that.
We'll move onto the bar area, and this is where we have the most of our fun. Because it's got all the booze there."

 Chaz: "And here is our bedroom."
Brad: "yeah it's our bedroom."
Chaz: "No, it's not our bedroom, it belongs to my wife and I."

Chaz: "I was born on the cusp of Aries, a fire sign... OOOHHH'"

Chaz: "Oh my GOD I hate spiders! Squish, kill, die EWWWE!"

Chaz: "Shutup or I'll sit on your head!"

Chaz: "When I was younger, hip-hop was all I listened to. I used to practice breakdancing as a real little kid. I was even in competitions and shit!"

Chaz: "I hate writing love songs. Love songs are a big waste of time, it's the same regurgitated crap you hear everyday."

What's your plans for Valentine's Day?
Chaz: "Masturbation"

Chaz: "You will go far and travel wide?...Oh, you will travel far and wide, that's what it says."

Chaz on their strangest fan: "There's this 13-year-old kid from Pittsburgh. He comes up to us and goes, 'I'm stalking you dude, and when you reach the peak of your success I'm going to kill you.' Then, during the show he's down the front telling Mike that he wants to 'rape his soul'! I think that's cool, but he probably needs to chill out a bit."

Metal Edge: The mullet is making a comeback. Will we be seeing a red mullet on Chester Bennington at any point during OZZfest?
Chaz: "Personally, I hate them. I think it's a disgusting haircut. I think parents who force their young boys to wear mullets should be institutionalized. There's no reason to ever have a mullet...Unless you're doing it just to be a dork."
Metal Edge: So would you ever do that?
Chaz: "Of course."

Chaz: "There's nothing like screaming "Shut up" for seven hours straight, upside down. That was another thing, when they hung me upside down, all the blood in my body rested in this small space in my head, 'cause I don't have that big of a melon. It was the most excruciating thing. I felt like my head was going to explode like a pimple. It was kind of gross."

Chaz: "Ok so after you basically Run Away, you find yourself alone...By Yourself, and then.. In The End your trying to find a Place For Your Head and you've.. Forgotten!"

Chaz on chat: "We have these really big scary guys who lay down the law, and if I sign multiple things for you, they'll yell at me, and beat me with big sticks and throw me in a closet."

Chaz "show me your T's" Benito (rock'n'roll Chazzy's personality): "We're all about rock and roll!"

Chaz: "I don't wanna see any more girls who look like they've had the shit kicked out of them, What happened to chivalry? You see someone fall down, you pick 'em up!"

Chaz: "But after all that, here I am, yes I am on the internet after all of this time, I'm hip, I'm with it, haha."

Chaz: "Oh man...I think I disconnected or something."
Interviewer: What type of machine are you using?
Chaz: "Its called a computer."

 Hey Chester don't ever sellout I know u won't and also when will the remix album be out?
Chester: "Thanks man I appreciate the support. I promise we will never sell out. The remix album
should be out around MAY."

Chaz: "This isn't a f**kin pep rally!"

Chaz: "His name is cox..haha..haha..cox"

Chaz: "The best thing I'd ever done to my parents was learning to use the toilet."

Chaz: "How does it feel Joe, huh? How does it feel? How does it feel to be the guy....the guy in the eye!"

We have a real connection with are fans, and are fans are the best fans in the world" -Chester

"We'll chew our legs off to satisfy people who want to see us." - Chester Bennington

"You can't deny the people who've put you where you are. You're not successful because you're a star; you're successful because people made you a star." - Chester Bennington

"Move over guys. Make room for Avril Lavigne, she's a big star. We're only a little rock band (being sarcastic)" – Chester

Chester-I'm a fashion bitch!

MIKE: (SNIFFS).. AWWWWW WHO LAYED THE EGG ( LOOKS AT CHESTER)
CHESTER: (SMILES) QUACK QUACK

Chester: When I retire from music, I actually plan to become a professional wrestler, I'm going to be the smallest professional wrestler in history and my manager is Mr. Hahn. We're called the sugar brothers. My professional move which takes down everybody is I just run around in circles until that, ya know, the competition falls over from exhaustion and then Joe comes in and pins them because I'm too small and I run. See and that's how I'm gonna take the championship that way. SUGAR BROTHERS!!! ....sorry...
Brad: Um yeah... I'm Big Bad Brad the intellectual wrestler, I wrestle people with my mind. like you don't even know right now but I'm pinning you to the ground.
Chester: Yeah, he's taking you down.
Brad: You're goin down.

Chester: How many of you are pissed right now?
Audience: (cheers)
Chester: Good. See in America that means you're mad but, here it means you're happy. Whoo!

Do you have any wild stories or embarrassing moments to share, while living on the road?
Mike: "I almost ran over Chester with a golf cart when we were in Florida."
Chester: "That was pure evil."

Chester: "Let me sing this part."
Mike: "No, its my turn HAHAHA."

Chester: "I'm actually a lab experiment. I was raised in a Petri dish at the UCLA biomedical centre."
Mike: "And we just grew to like him, so we kept him around."
Chester: "And I just grew."

Mike: "Chester and I met at a male strip club."
Chester: "We were both trying to get jobs there as dancers."
Mike: "And it just didn't work out...because my butt wasn't big enough."
Chester: "Yeah, and I've got what they call the crispy creme which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda like a donut."
Mike: "its from eating too many donuts."

You guys really don't know what your next singles gonna be?
Chester: "We have no idea."
Mike: "Good job, Chester. Good boy."

MTV: Let's talk about your success. You've sold over a million records...
Mike: "We've sold over a million records?"
Chester: "We did?"
MTV: "Have you?"
Mike: "Whoa!!"

Chester: "And at the venue after sound check, we did four photo shoots, one after another."
Mike: "It was like a photo shoot buffet!!"

Chester: "When we're not on tour I like to stalk the guys."
Mike: "Yeah, he follows us around like a lost puppy dog."
Chester: "woof, woof!!"

Chaz: "Thank you all for coming out to help fight breast cancer. I know I'm a big fan of boobies myself."
Mike: "Hear, hear."
Chaz: "So, I think it's really great that so many people are coming out to help save as many boobies as we can."

Chaz: "I'm conceited, I really am."
Otep: "Yes but in a sexy kinda way."
Chaz: "Oh, she thinks I'm sexy!"
Joe: "Uh oh!"

Q: What do you think about Otep?
Chaz:"The lead singer (Otep) thinks I'm a sexy bitch."
Q: Huh?
Joe: "Don't mind him. He's just really conceited."

Chaz: "Coming up next is Staind. Check 'em out, I haven’t missed a concert yet."
Mike: "Yes you have."
-Chester looks at Mike , Mike tackle hugs Chester-

"I see a lot of you f**kers crowd-surfing and moshing out there, we love that. Just show each other some respect. And there are some strong women here tonight. When they crowd-surf, that is not an invitation to grab their [breasts]." - Chester Bennington

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