Kim Anderson
I'm a TV junkie.  What else can I say? I like to think that there's someone out there letting you know what's cool and what is not cool. I watch a lot of TV, more when there's actually not reruns, like right now. I see a lot of commercials. So, if I buy anything new because of these commercials, I will let you know if it is actually worth buying, or if the commercial was just a lying piece of dog poo.

* * * * Oompa Loompas are similar to Skittles but better. They have a candy shell like a Skittle with the same type filling. They are not as tart as a Skittle, and they have a really smooth flavor with a hint of vanilla. They are also larger that a Skittle and more chewy. Over-all I thought they were really good. I would much rather have them than Skittles. If you like Skittles then you will love these. -- Guest Product Reviewer Jared Slusser

soda pop has the potential to completely rot out all of your teeth * 1/2 Pepsi blue tastes like a poor man's cotton candy drink. It was a bad idea I think and only 1 person I know likes it. I also don't trust that person's judgment very well. It's too carbonated and it looks like bubbly windex in a bottle. Too sweet, for the Pepsi Company that I usually adore, this was a major let down. 1 and a half out of 5 stars. I recommend they try making a grape dew or something. -- Guest Product reviewer Paprika Aquamarine

Coke has so much acid and it that it can eat away at an iron nail * * I tried Vanilla Coke. It was a step up from Pepsi blue, but if you don't like cream soda, you won't like this drink. Coke is always too carbonated, as this one was, and it was almost like drinking birthday cake in a bottle. Too sweet, too rich, too cream soda. 2 stars out of 5. I recommend coke never come out with a new drink again, they should just try to fix what they've already concocted. -- Guest Product Reviewer Paprika Aquamarine

regular Dr Pepper is made out of prune juice * * I've tried the new Dr. Pepper spin-off "Red Fusion." It's suppose to be a cherry Dr. Pepper. I think regular Dr. Pepper tastes more like cherry Dr. Pepper. Red fusion is red though, but no taste in the drink suggests that if your eyes were closed you would guess it was red. I personally think it needs grenadine in it to make it taste more like a red cherry drink, or hi-c or something. It fizzles down too quick, so it's carbonation is also a bit high. 2 out of 5 stars. -- Guest Product Reviewer Paprika Aquamarine

starburst: official sponsor of gingivitis. **1/2 I tried starburst hard candy, which I bought at Target. Basically, I feel like these candies are just trying to copy Jolly ranchers hard candy. They are a pretty poor imitation. If you want something like this, just get the regular jolly ranchers. They are much better, and they last longer. The only reason I gave it 2 1/2 stars out of five was because it was not a real ripoff moneywise, and because it tastes way better than tunafish.

tastes great... not less filling, though. **** I tried the new sourdough chicken baconburger from Jack in the Box. It was very very good. If you like chicken club sandwiches, you will love this new burger. If you dislike fast food in general, you will probably never even give this burger a try, which is very well, because you probably would not like it. Overall, I give this burger a score of four out of five stars. The reason that I did not give it a perfect score was because of the heart attack factor.

this candy tastes like crap.  Literal crap  * I tried the candy called Roch�t (pronounced raw-shay). In the commercial for this candy they make it look like the best candy in the entire world. It looked very good because it's made out of chocolate. This candy is very expensive. I bought a pack of three and it costed an entire dollar. I gave it a try anyway. Let me just say, this candy stinks the big one. It has an outer chocolate shell and some type of crunchy mixture fills the innards of the candy. It made me feel like I was eating crunchy roach guts. The only reason I gave it one star out of five was because it was made out of chocolate. Never buy this candy! Get Reese's sticks or Kit Kat instead. Both are better and you can buy more of them for 99 cents.

rice patties and the glue that you used to eat in kindergarten tastes better than this gum. ** I tried the gum Extra's Polar Ice. The commercial makes it looked like this gum will turn you into some type of polar bear. That is definitely not true. Also, it's not even that cold. The gum tastes like Pepto Bismal and the texture gets all non-gum-like after five minutes. There are worst gums like Wrigley's Winter Fresh, but there are definitely a lot better out there. Don't waste your 99 cents on it. Get Extra peppermint gum instead. (The kind in the light blue packaging.)



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