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He's Relentless, He's Strong, He's...
Bright(?)
—MAN (pronounced: dâsh MÂÑ )has
been working for other super people since the dawn of the age of...
those peoples age thingy; and has worked closely in the DC area,
while Marveling at the wonders of comi-.. super-human stuff. Today
I'll will begin at the start of the most recent defeat, the loss
to Be-.. DAREDEVIL....... Actually, it's kinda of a dumb story,
cuase —MAN was supposed to prevent DAREDEVIL from doing well
at the box-office, but with his tight-red-leather suit and those
sexy little horns, he was unstoppable, in the end it made millions
and J.Lo laughed at me in the face when I called to make fun of
him, so we'll just forget about that little adventure and move on
to me me and me. Who am I? You sure you wanna know? The story of
my life is not for the faint of heart; If somebody said it was a
happy little tale, if somebody told you I was your average ordanary
dude, not a care in the world,... somebody lied. But let me assur,
this like any good story worth telling, is all about me, —MAN,
the bright colored strait hero sorta kinda guy person thing. Oh,
and while it's on my mind, let me also assure you that just cuase
my eyes are chrome (yeah go ahead, squint and look at my pic again....)
it's not becuase I'm like blind or anything, and I went soft on
ol' DD this last time to, cuase I'm nice to the impared, so that's
why he got a couple million.. not to mention J.Lo and Julia Garner,
but I hope that insight of what it may appear you can see that I
was really just being a nice person to the handicapped in letting
him get away with that whole pile of junk thing. And yeah, thats
my real picture, it clasches a little on my green card but let me
assure you,.. I'm a neon colored super-dude, and my eyes are
chrome, hech I dont even know why that is, but I also do have a
checker-board star with my ™ed "dash"
(haha, ya get it, as in "dashMAN"!? Isn't that just wicked?!)
at the top of my head, like behind the star, and I dont think I
have any insides, I'm like a mystery to mankind. The lights glow
when I get mad, like hulk, only I get like the whole rainbow, not
just like, the color of the grass..that grows on the ground....
in the DIRT!!!!! THE DIRT IT GROWS HAHAHA!!!!!!! But ya, anyways
I'm really cool looking and really stealthy, I like long walks on
the beach at nigh-.... oh, sorry wrong letter there, and um.. where
was I? I don't know, all well, oh, you may have heard of me before,
I'm not really sure, you know those die-hard fans will give ya those
"nicknames" after awhile, some that people call me are
like, The Fake Cruesader, The Man With-Out Hair, The man Behind
the Task, and I guess this one is from like one of my neon veins
or something, someone called it a "spin-off" of another,
but I'm sure I had it first, that one being Man of Teal...
the list just goes on and on, I mean what can I say??? I'm totally
huge! Just look, I get to write a WHOLE article on a website as
poopular as JeffNet! Maybe I'll see you around...or something....
If you want an autograph just
email me for one, I'm getting some new logos to, if
you want FanWearWare you can email
me for one of those too or if you have Yahoo!® Mail
or something and can't use a link like that one, my e-mail address
is: [email protected]
The uppercase/lowercase doesn't matter, just get the words right,
and be sure to mention what you want in the subject.
That's about all I have to say today, but I'm sure my boss will
let me... I mean, ahem.. I'm sure I'll decide to write some more
later or somether, at another later date. But no matter what I do,
who I help, the ones I love the most, will always be the one to
suffer. Oh ya, and kids, stay in school and remember not to copy
other peoples famous quotes. I'm —MAN, and you can see my strength.
Check back later for pictures and adventures, MY website is: http://dashman.askjeff.y2.org
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