Amendment 1 states that Anyone, of any Age, Sex or Gender, must know, and properly use the lingo of AIM* at ALL times, with no exceptions, and, if not done so, if proven guilty in my court of Silly Non-Sense, will face the Death Penalty, or worse, as a result of their actions.
Amendment 2 states that a well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free Instant Messenger, to force of the people to view ads in their Buddy List© .
Amendment 3
Amendment 4: AC/DC, will never get old.
Amendment 5
Amendment 6
Amendment 7: The right of citizens of the United States to use AIM* shall not be denied or abridged by the Me or by AOL on account of sex. (as in gender if you're a dumb idiot.)
I, Jeff, shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.
Amendment 8
Amendment 9
Amendment 10
Amendment 11 states that AC/DC, still rocks.
Amendment 12
Amendment 13:
Amendment 14 states that the AIM* term "brb" aka. "BRB" and "B.R.B." which stands for "Be Right Back" must ONLY be used if s/he plans on being gone for a maximum of 20 minutes.
Amendment 15
Amendment 16
Amendment 17
Amendment 18
Amendment 19
Amendment 20 says, AC/DC, is and will forever be, rocking the world.
Amendment 21
Amendment 22
Amendment 23
Amendment 24
Amendment 25
Amendment 26
Amendment 27
Amendment 28
Amendment 29
Amendment 30
Amendment 31
Amendment 32
Amendment 33
Amendment 34
Amendment 35
Amendment 36
Amendment 37
Amendment 38
Amendment 39
Amendment 40
Amendment 50
Amendment 51
Amendment 52
Amendment 53
Amendment 54
Amendment 55
Amendment 56
Amendment 57
Amendment 58
Amendment 59, Section 5, Clause 19 says: You can put an away message on before giving any warning ONLY IF the other person has already spake a leaving IM such as "G2G" or "c-ya".
Amendment 60
Amendment 61: Seperation of AIM and state.
Amendment 62
Amendment 63
Amendment 64
Amendment 65
Amendment 66

Still working on this, to suggest a AIMendment, click the "contact" link to the right.

*AIM = AOL Instant Messenger.

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