1. Embarkation is NOT ENJOYABLE, so, just make the best of it. Once you are on the ship it will be a distant memory.
2. Muster drill is equally not enjoyable. It's over in 15 minutes, and again, a distant memory. You'll appreciate it if you need it!
3. You will experience long lines occasionally. This will be especially evident when trying to get off the ship in port, or standing in the buffet line.
4. Tenders are not fun. They can be hot, overcrowded and smelly, but again, a necessity.
5. The food is sometimes good, sometimes great, and sometimes not great at all. Don't expect 5 star restaurant quality all the time.
6. The mixed drinks are weak. Order beer.
7. The pools can be overcrowded, people will save chairs, and there will most likely be some kids in the hot tubs. If you want them out, call security.
8. Elevators can be slow, take the stairs sometimes.
9. The casinos are tight, don't expect to win, but hey, you never know.
10. You will smell cigarette smoke in public areas; it's a fact of life.
11. You will feel the ship move. It's a moving vessel on WATER. Bring bonine, and enjoy yourself.
12. In spite of all this, you will STILL HAVE THE VACATION OF A LIFETIME!!!! If you go with realistic expectations, you just may enjoy it even more!!
13. You will most likely love cruising so much that you will become addicted. Be prepared.