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| What up people? Updated some quotes... Updated the music... Updated with a blog entry... Updated with a ton of new pics... It's coming along. I still want to do a huge overhaul, but that will take soooooo long :( :( :( lol. Alright, check everything out people! The only thing that concerns me is that Geocities doesn't provide a conduit for commenting. Of course, all of you who talk to me a on daily basis on AIM or the phone or however can tell me what you think about anything then. For others, you can email me if you so desire. I'm going to try and think of a more efficient way. One of the nice things about Xanga is that the comments are public, so I'll try to address this somehow, for this site. |
| Joe's Weekly GPA Prediction |
| I don't even want to comment on what my GPA Prediction is. Ok. Well, most of you know already anyway. It's not really that good. But I'm changing my major, so suck my balls lol. |
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| Favorite Music Right Now |
| -The "Rosenrot" CD Rammstein -"Serenity" Godsmack -The "Mezmerize" CD System of a Down -"A Long December" Counting Crows -"Concerto in G Major" JS Bach -"Ground Control to Major Tom" David Bowie -"ADIDAS" Korn -"Everything Zen" Bush -"You and I Both" Jason Mraz -"My Own Prison" Creed -"We're All to Blame" Sum 41 -"The Deep End' Crossfade -"Move Now" Nonpoint -"Science" System of a Down -"Grey Street" Dave Matthews Band -"Adagio for Strings" Samuel Barber -"Rock Me Amadeus" Falco -"Crash" Dave Matthews Band -"Remember" Disturbed -"Poem" Taproot -"Sympathy" Goo Goo Dolls -"Crush" Dave Matthews Band -"Luck Be A Lady" Frank Sinatra -"New York Minute" The Eagles -"Dance Dance" Fall Out Boy -"Ohio is for Lovers" Hawthorne Heights Many more to come... Soon |
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| This Week's Lyrics "My Own Prison" by Creed |
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| Rachael: "Did you even see his teeth?!" Me: "No." Rachael: "They look like someone just put mud on a butter knife and slapped it in there!" -Rachael, during our hilarious convo about Rolo "When I think of Matt's music, I think of 'a GAT and a BING!'" -Phil lol "Ajerbaijun... Ajerbaijian... Ajerbaijuni... Carbuzzshums" -Me and Phil... You don't wanna know "Ready, aim, don't give me a gun" -Either Rolo or Mantooth... No wonder they creeped us out "Are there even 12 things? I'm pretty sure he has it down pat to 1. being really grody 2. shooting your dad 3. wearing paisley" -Rachael again, and again, about Rolo hahahaha... Will it ever get old?! lol "Brett Farve...Now Brett Farve. Brett Farve is the best cornbacker in football." -Me... wow, where was I at? Me: "What do you plan on doing?" Her: "Well, Im gonna be a MILF, then maybe after a while be an elementary teacher" -Amanda Weaver... wait, what? wtf?!?! lol "Imma have you shitting your pants by the end of the night, or it'll be your heads" -... .... .... Me, but under a heavy influence "Man, I could go for some Chount Cockulas..." -Roommate Frank, and no, he's not gay "It's a party, bitch!" -A slightly inibriated Jess D'Angelo, expressing her interest in partying... HELL YEAH! "Yeah dude, we roll 50 deep" -Brandon, commenting on the numbers of the Altoona kids. "Sixty percent of the time it works, everytime" -From Anchorman, in reference to the pungant odor of "Sex Panther" "Dude, your font and background are really pissing off my eyes" -Chels... hilarity "Well that's just damn neat jo" -Chels, cuttin on me obviously "Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand" -A quote taken from "Van Wilder," which, during the movie, is WAY outta place... that's what makes it funny, I guess? "Look... come on... Stay with me... I'm gonna need to ask you some questions. You're the key witness to the end of the world" -A Secret Service Agent from "The West Wing" (the episode where the Pres.'s daughter gets kidnapped after graduation) "...I'm like a normal version of a retarded kid... I'm like a skinny version of a fat kid..." -Roommate Dan, after Phil and Jenna tore him a new one "Man, good for you... Good for you... good FOR you!" -Christopher Walken, in the new movie w/ Jack Black called "Envy" "Relationships mean shit when you're nut deep in some other chicks ass" -Sean Rawlings, showing us his debaucherous side "... when I found out that it was her, not her" -Brandon Me: "Do you have to memorize that shit?" Garito: "No, we just have to memorize it by head" -Garito, 'memorizing by head' his streets and such "I hope we crash and you guys all die so I can rape your dead fucking bodies" -Phil, displaying his unhappiness about us not wearing our seatbelts... but I mean DAMN MAN!?!?! "Ok, well, I gotta get going... My rocketship to the moon is almost ready to leave" -Jenna Kaye F, crapping on me after I told her she lies... yeah yeah yeah "One of the reasons we're agonizing through this chapter is to get to the end of it" -Prof. Graf, Econ 4, displaying his amazing grasp on the obvious "Hey, we see that you have nothing, but we're going to take that from you too." -Steve, addressing Phil's lack of being "My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance, and take off their underpants" -Eminem, in "My Band" "I beat my dick like it owes me money" -Stinky the puppet from Chappelles Show "If all goes well, I'll be storming her citadel of womanhood in two weeks" -Luke Durant, commenting on... Well, you're stupid "You mother fuckers are some chip eatin' mother fuckers" -Some guy named Matt, at Luke's party "I'm trying to form a seperate conversation from the one you're having with nobody" Steve Serena "No, being all cahones is no good cause then you're just full of spooge" -Josh McCracken "Joe, would you say 'Tissue Shoulder' is like AIDS? It's not cool to have but it's funny when you give it to other people." -Phil Hill (Moreover, it is not the opinion of this website that giving AIDS is humorous in any way) "I pooped large and it splattered my back." - Matt Allen Me: "Why does it smell like marshmallows in here?" Jenna: "Because I'm beautiful." -Jenna Kaye Francisco |
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| Well, just as it implies, this is the area where I list what everyone has taken exception to. It is no coincedence, however, that it is at the bottom, where no one likely ventures anymore. Anyway, if you have any criticisms, just IM or email me, and I'll try taking care of them, whilst listing them here: -Levi Bloom took exception to the fact that his site wasn't originally linked here. This was soon after remedied, and I also linked to Chels' site, b/c of the popular demand for the link. -Priya Patel wasn't incredibly thrilled that she wasn't originally included in the Bio, or anywhere on the site for that matter. This has since been remedied. -Jenna Francisco complained about the pictures of the magic beings from Secret of Mana which used to reside above, next to the news. They have since been taken down. -Lisa Mitchell wasn't too excited by the fact that she had managed to elude mention on the site. While she is being mentioned here, I have yet to update and put her in. I'll be on that soon. -Steve Serena, on his first visit to the site, already had the gaul to point out that that day's Daily Thought section had text that spilled over into the "Favorite Music" title. I corrected it, but what a stickler, huh? -At the behest of Josh McCracken, Chelsey Ott, and Phil Hill, I have reinstated this site. It will contain changes, so criticize away. |
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| Weekly Pointless Arguments |
| This is an easy one. I was at a party last night, at Regina's house. Well, as everyone already knows, Regina has a pension for managing to gather about 700 people in one place, approximately two dozen of which are merely OK with each other. As such, this section could be LITTERED with pointless arguments, as I recall (vaguely, mind you) a handful of stupid arguments I was around. A few Dumb arguments about : Regina getting locked out of her house as a joke. Mandy Neff and her exBF going to the same party... There's GOING to be trouble, duh! Adam showing up, and everyone worried about where Bonzo was, when in fact he wasn't there at all. |
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| BY POPULAR DEMAND, IT'S BAAAAAAAACK!!!... (Contain yourselves!) |
| This section was once wholly dominated by mathematical references. While I still think it's essential that everyone have a strong foundation in basic, and even intermediate, mathematics, it's become quite clear that it is TOTALLY unreasonable for anyone, much less everyone, to know the Product, Chain, and Quotient rules, or Taylor series, power series expansions, or Mobius strips. This section WILL soon contain references to those things that I have come to believe that everyone REALLY ... REALLY ought to know. |
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| The Constitution of the United States of America. I'm wrestling with what to put here that will make you all understand exactly HOW important it really is. There are some things that are explicitly written into this document that are clearly important: the freedom of speech, and free exercise of religion guaranteed by the First Amendment; Equal Justice under the law for all citizens granted by the Fourteenth Amendment; protection from unwarranted searches and seizures guaranteed by the Fourth Amendment; the limitations on the government ensured by Articles I through III. There are more, clearly. Then there are interpretations of this document that ensure other freedoms that you may take for granted, like the "right" of privacy, which is not explicitly written into the Constitution, but can be construed from areas like the Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Ninth, and Tenth Amendments. There are other issues, of course, like "seperation of church and state," the right to "abortion," etc. I fear I haven't been able to press upon you the importance of the document, despite my best efforts. It IS terribly important though. |
| REPUBLICANS |
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| It has become clear that many people close to me don't really know what to consider themselves, Democrats or Republicans. So here is a list of domestic, economic, and social policies that strike the difference between the two parties. Perhaps this will help you make a choice. I will try to remain as unbiased as possible. |
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| Republicans have traditionally been for the businessman, and his corporation. They believe that it may be a fair trade to give up some personal civil liberties to ensure safety. They want to ensure individuals do the right thing, which is often a moral issue (no homosexual marriage, anti-drug). Socially speaking, they are pro-life. They believe in equity under law, but certainly not for homosexuals or others that subscribe to a different 'moral' code. They believe in an "arms-length" relationship with the UN (they believe it has many problems), and believe in an "individuals should pick themselves up by their bootstraps" approach to social programs. Republicans are all about tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts. They believe individuals best know how to spend their money, and that government programs like Medicare and SS are failing because of the heavy bureaucratic burden placed on them by government. They believe in stronger roles for state governments, and as such, a smaller federal government. |
| Democrats have tradtionally been for the working man. They believe it is important to protect civil liberties, almost at any cost. They believe the proper role of the government is to regulate and guide the economy. They want to ensure corporations do the right thing (vis-a-vis the minimum wage, workplace discrimintion). Socially speaking, they are generally pro-choice on abortion. They believe in equity under law, independent of gender, race, and, of current importance, sexual orientation. They believe that the UN is an effective diplomatic forum for the United States, and they support strong social programs that support the poor and middle class. Democrats believe taxes are essential to fund government programs fully, like Medicare, SS, etc. They believe in a strong federal government through adminstration of such programs. |
| Be aware, that distinctions are becoming stronger and stonger, and more radical in light of the "red state, blue state" battle. Democrats believe guns, or perhaps bullets, should be more heavily regulated, whereas Republicans believe any gun control policy is unconstitutional in light of the Second Amendment. Republicans generally want to privatize social security, allowing individuals to make their own retirement choices, whereas Democrats believe social security can be fixed in its current state. Always be sure to know, however, each INDIVIDUAL candidates views, as they may NOT be in lock-step with their party. So, where do you fall? To the left...? To the right...? Are you more moderate? |
