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A Few Good Quotes
The extension page to the phenomenon started by Joe...
"Yeah, she's a crazy bitch"
-Rachael Dixon, in reference to a psycho girl she knows
"Yo, I'll be right back"
-Canada Shaun Doss, an expression for "see ya later"

"No, being all cahones is no good cause then you're just full of spooge"
-Josh McCracken
 "Dan, your hesitence is really pissing me off"
-Phil Hill, also as we stormed the man's appartment
"We suck balls. We suck lots of balls."
-Cody Wrye, b/c PO sucks at Halo
"There's just way too much betrayage"
-Brandon Bumbarger, commenting on Halo		 "Storm Storm Storm!!"
-Matt Allen, as we stormed the crackhead's house
"You're awesome man, so don't take shit, but don't become a bastard like me."
-Josh McCracken
"I don't want to have to start handing out citations of disorderly conduct."
-Friendly officer "Pap" who busted us at 4:30 for noise
Me: "Why does it smell like marshmallows in here?" 
Jenna: "Because I'm beautiful."
-Jenna Kaye Francisco

"I'm Rick James, bitch"
-Everyone who watches TV
"You shot me in the back of my face!"
- PO Nate, in reference to Halo
Me: "You're a turd! ewww"
Jenna: "Well, you obviously like turds or you wouldn't hang out with me... ewww, you like turds!"
-Jenna Kaye Francisco
(yeah, even I get slammed every once in a while)
"You gotta shut up and die."
-Cody Wrye
"Poker is kinda like sex. Everything thinks they're the best, and really most don't know what they're doing."
-Dutch Boyd, pro Poker player
"Joe, would you say 'Tissue Shoulder' is like AIDS? It's not cool to have but it's funny when you give it to other people."
-Phil Hill
(Moreover, it is not the opinion of this website that giving AIDS is humorous in any way)
Sean: "CANDY BARS!!!"
Me:"TITTY BARS!!!!"
Sean:"Both are good and fatty."
-Sean Rawlings
"I shoulda never gave you niggas money!!"
-Matt Allen
"I guess once at a [tennis] match I asked Malacarne what was up and wished him good luck. What I meant was 'I hope you get hit by a triaxle.'"
-Phil Hill
Taylor:"What's your name?"
Phil: "Phil Hill"
Taylor:"Are you joking?"
-Taylor, Casey-jo's friend
"I pooped large and it splattered my back." - Matt Allen
Me: "Was he Puerto Rican?"
Dan: "I think he was gay."
Me: "No, is he Puerto Rican?"
Dan: "Maybe he's Gayter Rican..."
-Roommate Dan Kapner
"Dude, Lars' wife is really kinda wife." -Phil Hill
"One of the reasons we're agonizing through this chapter is to get to the end of it"
-Professor Graf, Econ 4, displaying his amazing grasp of the obvious
"Let me let you know tomorrow"
-Chels, brainfarting in her anxiety about the pyramid scheme she calls a job... haha
"Hey, we see that you have nothing, but we're going to go ahead and take that from you too"
-Steve, addressing Phil's lack of being
"My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance, and take off their underpants"
-Eminem, in "My Band"
"If all goes well, I'll be storming her citadel of womanhood in two weeks"
-Luke, commenting on... Well, you're stupid
"You mother fuckers are some chip eatin' mother fuckers"
-Some guy named Matt, at Luke's party
"I'm trying to form a seperate converstaion from the one you're having with nobody"
-Steve Serena... trying his hardest to talk to someone else whilst I bug him
Me: "Kyle, take the wig off and go downstairs."
Kyle: "No... Eww, I'm not taking anything off!"
-Kyle, my stepbrother... pissing me off, and being disgustingly perverted at the same time
"Ok, well, I'm gonna get going... My rocketship to the moon is almost ready to go"
-Jenna Kaye F, crapping on me after I told her she lies... yeah yeah yeah
"No, he didn't say that. That would really just be gay"
-Angela, my little 11 year old sister, putting Kyle in his place... hahaha
"It hass new game"
-Ummm... Jenna, Matt, Phil, Dustin, Kyle, myself... everyone, essentially, who goes to albinoblacksheep.com
"This is like when Lincoln was fighting the blacks"
-Actually, me... But since I was drunk, it's cool...
"Spring Break is like a hand job where they stop right before you bust. It gives you horrible blue balls"
-Roommate Dan, voicing his anger over the brevity of Spring Break
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