1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh jeez, better get crackin" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam, and run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
3. Talk the entire way thru the exam. Read questions out loud, debate the answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out "I'm SOO sure you can hear me thinking!" then start talkin about what a jerk the intrustor is.
4. Get the exam. 20 minutes into it, throw your paper down violently, scream out "F*** THIS!" and leave triumphantly.
5. Show up completely drunk.
6. Go to an exam for a class that you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instuctor would recognise you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the test.
7. Bring a water piston with you. Nuff said.
8. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme of jeopardy.
9. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip. |
