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| Q. What do men and floor tiles have in comman? A. If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over then for life |
| 1. They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when we're not 2. What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action 3. They make excellent companions when driving through rough neighborhoods or walking through dark alleys 4. How nice their butts look in jeans 5. They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our eyes and connects with our heart, even when we dont want them to |
| Reasons Why Women LOVE Men |
| If a kid asks where rain comes from, i think a cute thing to tell him is "god is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did." |
| Experience is the marvellous thing that enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again |
| One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, i was gunna take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instread i drove him down to an old burned-down warehouse. "oh no" I said "Disneyland burned down!" He cried and cried but deep down i thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive down to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. |
| When i was a kid, my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go to play in his cave, and every once in while he would eat one of us. It wasnt until later that i found out Uncle Caveman was actually a bear. |
| *Now i lay me down to study, I pray the Lord i won't go nutty. If i should fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord i will not flunk. But if i do, don't pitty me at all, Just lay my bones in the study hall, Tell my prof. i did my best, Then pile my books upon my chest. Now i lay me down to rest, And pray i'll pass tomorrow's test. If i should die before i wake, That's one less test i'll have to take |
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