..:: PICK UP LINES ::..
Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
I
s that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!

Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.

Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

Nice shirt.... wanna fuck?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Can I have fries with that shake!

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

*NEW* If you and i were squirrels, i'd bust a nut in your hole! *NEW*
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