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| Greg attend Holy Apostles Catholic Grade School in New Berlin, WI. The Hoskins family was hoping the Catholic Schooling would help straighten the young lad out. But they were wrong and along with his accomplice, Kyle Beltran, he liked to make prank phone calls. Which were later made into tapes and sold on the black market to twisted individuals. |
| After Grade School Greg attended Catholic Memorial High School. Where he became an allstar basketball player who would have went pro if it weren't for his inability to set picks and a freak back injury caused when he tried to go up stairs with his girlfriend. |
| With his athletic career down the crapper, Greg took to music. He was an original member of the rock group "The Michalskis" and wrote thier 2 biggest hits "Rice, Chopsticks, and Lampshades" and "Gung Gung & Pa Pa" for the Album "Sumyoungguys." But Greg did not fit in with the rest of the group and was kicked out. The Michalskis were not the same without Greg and thier next album "Five Foot Nothing" didn't even sell one album. |
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| Greg decide to strike out on his own but the solo artist didn't fare well. He is known only for that one-hit-wonder "Cabin Fever" on the album "Open up Your Eyes" |
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| All this time Greg was also supposed to be going to school, but his quest for fame left him failing his classes. However, since it was a private school and he did pay all the tuition, they graduated him. |
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| After his so-called "Graduation" It is not sure what happened to Greg, Some say he went to St. Norbert's College in DePere, WI others say he went back to the government for some more experiments, and still others say he delivered pizzas. |
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| Innocent? I think not... |
| Resting the back after the "incident" |
| The Michalskis rocking out |
| "I got the Cabin Fever, Hooo Haw!" |
| Greg, Wags, The Ed, and Spunk |
| Wher edid he go? |