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| The Present |
| Greg resurfaced in Madison, WI in the Fall of 2002 with an intent to get a masters degree in usability engineering. he had one problem... Money. So he decided that since he was so sexy he would become a model. But to be a model he needed a model name and since Cam Chute was already taken by a friend of his he decided on Jay F. Bahm. |
| He started off getting $25 gift certificates for strutin his stuff for Blain's Farm & Fleet, and his career sky rocketed from there. |
| The Elite Model Angency soon found Jay F. Bahm's ads irresistible, and signed him to a multi-million-dollar deal, soon he was modeling for all the major clothing companies. Jay F. Bahm was the next big thing. |
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| Once Famous and a multi-millionaire, Jay decided to pursue a couple of his life long dreams, starting a midget Basketball League "MBL" and starting an Alpaca Farm. |
| Jay never forgot the little people in his life either, He got his friend Wags his own Golden Tee Machine, he Bought Spunk his own Best Buy, he bought Bobby a Clown Rodeo, he bought Ryan a personal ninja, he bought Cam his very own "Set It and Forget It" and he even got his friend Ed a date with Brittney Spears, just to name a few things. |
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| The imfamous "I'm ready to hump a Camel" pose |
| Only $19.99? holy crap that's a good deal! |
| They all wanted a piece of the F. Bahm |
| The 2 "biggest" MBL stars, Lenny (yellow) and Carl |
| Buster his favorite alpaca |
| Ed and Britney before the restraining order Ed: "She just wouldn't leave me alone!" |
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| Alas all good things must come to an end, and for Jay his career was cut short by the Cock Stuffing controversy. |
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| His Cock is huge, but this is horse-like... |
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| Ashamed by the controversy Jay F. Bahm moved out to Idaho. Why Idaho? We don't know, We think it is because he likes to play in the "mountains", just ask his girlfriend Sybil... |
| Jay: "Who da ho?" Sybil: "I da ho!" |