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| The Beginings |
| A baby was found by the Cleti, a Clan of shirtless, shoeless rednecks in Clermont, Kentucky just outside the Jim Beam American Outpost. They named him Gregory Jay Cleti. Who he was or where he came from was a mystery. |
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| Living with the Cleti, Baby Greg developed developed many bad habits and vices... |
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| Eventually the government wiped out the Cleti and took Baby Greg into custody for a series of tests experiments and anal probes (which he enjoyed immensely) |
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| When the government was done with little Cletus, the sent him to New Berlin, Wisconsin to live with the Hoskins family. |
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| The Cleti Clan |
| Baby Greg and his habits and vices |
| Experimenting on baby Greg |
| The greatest state in the union |