Wednesday, June 18th, 2003
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I'm well aware of the fact that it's been quite some time since I updated this site with anything worth reading. Anyway, while I was digging through my folder of half completed articles and unkept promises, I stumbled across a partially written review for the Playstation 2 game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. To make a long story short, I spent about ten minutes finishing it up this morning and decided to post it. Go nuts, you crazy kids.

Also, a special thanks goes out to Leah for the helpful email in response to my previously mentioned computer dilemma. Have a banner.

Thursday, June 12th, 2003
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Well, as you can see it's been almost a month since my last update, and I'd like to apologize for that. That's right. I'd like to, but since I don't really care, it would just come out sounding phony, so I won't bother. Anyway, with that bit of pointless filler out of the way, it's time to get down to business. You see, anonymous internet dweller, your buddy Jasie has a problem and only you can help him...

As you may or may not have gathered, I own a computer. I got this computer after graduating from high school. It was once a cutting edge computer. Now it is a very old computer. One could consider it the Strom Thurmond of computers, if one were so inclined to make comparisons between people and inanimate objects. I like big words. Did I mention that my computer is old?

Anyway, kiddies, I've been thinking about buying a new computer. Actually, thinking is about all I can do right now, since I'm completely broke. All the same, I've been considering buying an official "OMG i am teh kewlest d00d" gaming rig from one of the more reputable dealers. With that in mind, I've been spending some time looking over various products at the Alienware website, and I have to admit that several of their computers gave me a hardcore Ron Jeremy* sized erection. Now here's where you come in. I've heard a lot of good things about Alienware computers from various sources, but I'm still open to suggestions. If you or any of your imaginary friends have any experiences with their products that you think I might find entertaining or informative, go ahead and email me. If you don't, resume fucking off and not bothering me with your inane chatter.

*A once famous porn star. Not to be confused with film director/ex-television star Ron Howard.