erinlass’s spanking tales
             Limericks

Can’t really call this poetry, it’s silly, puerile but fun! A five line verse that’s usually saucy. Here we want limericks with a spanking or BDSM theme.  Go On, Have A Go!

There was a young lady from Kent,
over some gruff Dom's lap she was bent,
though she begged and she pleaded,
he applied what she needed,
then into the corner she was sent

There was a young sub from Ealing,
Who got a peculiar feeling,
so she laid on her stool,
offered her Master his tool,
and now she lays screaming

A young man from up in the Dales,
was rather fond of telling tall tales,
one his Mommy discovered,
his bottom was uncovered,
and the night air was filled with his wails

Here in sutton_under_the_whitestone_cliffs,
we be rollin' that ganja and smokin' dem spliffs,
and if by the constable we should be seen,
we'll offer him a bit of our premium green,
and if that don't work we'll offer him the biffs

A fiesty brat from up there in Hull,
thought her day dreadfully dull,
so she got in big trouble,
and over his lap she was bent double,
and we've only just now had a lull"

An errant young woman from Bath,
had set foot on a dangerous path,
if she only knew,
what her Father would do,
she would never have incurred his wrath

A man from the distant land of Ulan Bator,
Spanked young ladies' bottoms till they were sore
he'd use slipper and cane,
to inflict the some rear pain,
and never left them wanting more

There was a young lad from down Soho way,
who claimed he was "happy" not gay,
met a great big strong bear,
who helped him be aware,
that he truly did like it that way

There was an old man from Hull,
Whose life was incredible dull,
Then he met a young lass,
Gave her a crack on the ass,
And now his life is incredibly ful
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Stone was a Dom who should have lived in a cave,
He was cranky and mean, but good looking and brave
Then he took on jules, a mighty mouthy brat,
Tried to teach her how to oebey and to act,
Whih she;ll never do this side of the grave!

Stone had laid paddle, brush and spoon on the bed,
So jules could forecast exactly was ahead,
In the corner he put his mouthy lil lass,
Who was destined to have a sore throbbing ass,
She’s squeal and squirm as he made her bottom red!

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