My Master and i both find those who have no sense of humour about this D/s lifestyle we lead to be rather tedious. I have checked the rule book and I cannot find anything that says we cannot laugh at our little errr foibles. If you use the Feedback to send a joke or story I wont publish your name unless you specifically say i may. I will start us off you can send one liners or you can send full jokes if you wish. If you know any real life funny incidents they will do too.

This is the one He called me over for, with a face like a bulldog sucking a lemon, but it was worth every minute, and the corner.
The Grump gave me a spanking just ‘cos i telephoned on Friday night. i know He told me not to ring Friday night but sheesh, it wasn’t my fault His ear got burned.
If He had said He did his ironing on Fridays I  wouldn’t have telephoned, honest

i dearly love my Dim but i am not convinced He should be allowed to breed. erinlass

What do you call a drowned wannabee Dom?
A Good start!

My Dim uses Viagra twice a day now, once in the morning so he does not pee on his shoes, once at night so he doesn’t roll out of bed. jonathon

I am feeling guilty now, I really played a mean trick on my Dim.
I left a piece of official looking paper on his desk with PTO written on both sides.
Took me ages to get him to stop turning it over.

I am not saying he is stupid but he thought a quarterback was change for a dollar.  erinlass

My Dim was a tad annoyed the other night when I made him dizzy. Well he was caught short and needed a pee. So i put him in a barrell and told him to go in a corner.      
erinlass