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| KYOTO'S PAGE :) |
| Hello, my name is Kyoto, I am jenny's cute lil' pet. I help her perform all her royalJaffa-Queen duties and purr and looks sweet and generally make the world a better place (ok, i wldn't go that far - jen). Any way, welcome 2 my page, here you may ask of my cat-like wisdom to aid you in your problems, read stories of my life in the enchanted anime forest with my lovely woodland friends and just revell in the cute pinkness of it all *revels, then chases fly* |
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| It really comes to something when my own mother signs my guestbook - but she does have a wonderfully simple idea for Kyoto's fly problem Just starve him till he's so hungry he eats the fly, thus providing valuble nutrition and leaving him in peace. And yet - I'm not too keen on the starving aspect of this plan, think you can to better? then email me or sign the guestbook with your suggestions |
| Dear Kyoto - The Cat of Advice |
| My lil' Kyoto is branching out into the wonderful world of telling other people how to deal with their problems. Despite being a fictional, anime character - he has some pretty sound advice. Read on and all your problems will become but whispers on the wind. |
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| As with many of my stories - the punctuation as gone a bit dodgy during it's journey to page builder. Please try to make sense of this cute lil' story non the less. |
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| Kyoto's Philosophy on the subject of ... WORK Leave it for the morning staff (aka the mantra of tesco's deli workers) |
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