KyotoAdvice

Dear Ginger
Your story has truely touched my heart, and I hope my lowely advice can help sooth your tortured soul. Catnip is a dangerous substance, and the sooner these silly humans realise it, the better. If counselling has helped before, it may do some good to begin again. Otherwise, keep away from the catnip as much as possible. A self hwlp book my provide some answers, i reccomend 'Catnip - My story' by Mr. Mistoffoles (the magical Mr. Mistoffoles).
Please write back and tell me of your progress. I'm sure you can beat this

Dear Kyoto - The Cat of Advice

Dear Kyoto, i really hope you can help me.
I am a old cat with a big problem. Recently my owners went away for the weekend and I was looked after by a neighbour. Now, although this is insulting and i don not like being left with a neighbour, I usually manage to punish them well when they get back, by ignoring them for a few days, as is the pracitice of cats everywhere. this time however, they brought me back a present. It was a bundle of catnip. This is my one weakness Kyoto. I am a sensible cat with very few vices, but the evils of catnip bring me low every time! This is why may mate left me. He said that if I couldn't kick the habit for him, he wasn't going to stick around and see me destory myself. After many years of counsilling I managed to stop, but now I fear the craving may become to much once more!! i beg of you Kyoto, Help me!!!

Ginger

If anyone else has a problem for Kyoto to solve (and it doean't have to be a cat-related one) then e-mail him at [email protected] - C/O The jaffa queen. (Kyoto's not allowed his own e-mail adress because of his addiction to hard core porn)