Favorite Stuff

Raindrops on Roses and wiskers on Kittens...

Bright Copper Kettles and Warm woolen mittens...

Screw that... if it doesn't say Tiffany's... well, you get the picture

Favorite Quotes

There are two kinds of people in this world, my kind of people and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into. Have a nice day. - Pink Flamingos.

All's for the best in this best of all possible worlds. - Candide by Voltaire.

Uh... huh huh... uh... That's pretty cool. - Butthead.

Can I stroke your hair with my strong hand? - Scary Movie 2

I love you like a fat kid loves cake. - Jillian

Two letters... P.S. - used by permission from Zach Williams

Fabulous - Me

Good Times - Me courtesy of Lindsay Jones

Never underestimate the power of potassium - Me

Black is slimming... especially with pearls - Me

Shut your deformed mouth before I nail it shut. Do you think I was put on this Earth to listen to... meat? - Master Shake

Oh God, that'll take a thousand hours! - Mater Shake

My Favorite Poem

by: e.e.cummings

dominic has a doll wired to the radiator of his ZOOM DOOM, ice coal wood truck

a whistful little clown that somebody buried upsidedown in an ash barrel

so, of course dominic took his home and mrs. dominic washed his sweet dirty face and mended his bright green trowser, quite as if he were really her

and, so, he, and, that's haw dominic had a doll

and every now and then my wonderful friend dominic dipeola gives me a most tremendous hug

knowing I feel that we and world are less alive than doll and dream

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