�ARGH CRAP!� Jess tried to hide in the fridge but failed miserably.
�Jess!!� Kurt started, looking concerned. �It was your turn!�
�My turn? What? What!? What?� Jess twitched.
�At Scrabble!� Kurt reminded her.
�Oh�yeah.� Jess said suspiciously.
�Are you cheating?�
�Nooo��
�Ja [yes] you are!�
�Yeah, you are Jess, just admit it.� Hannah said.
�Shut up!� Jess growled at her through gritted teeth.
Kurt gasped. �And to think I believed you when you said it was too hot and you asked whether you could fan yourself with a dictionary!!�
�Oh for God�s sake!� Jess stomped off to the toilet.
�What�s going on in here?� Natalie entered the kitchen and looked around, confused.
�Kurt let himself in.� Hannah explained.
�Oh.�
There was an uncomfortable silence.
�I�ll leave�� Kurt said.
Hannah thought she heard a small, �Good�, float from the bathroom direction.
�BAMF!�
Jess emerged from the bathroom and walked into the kitchen.
�Hello Jess.� Natalie said, seriously.
Jess shifted her feet a bit and shuffled over to Hannah�s side. �We have to get out of here��
Hannah took Jess aside and stared at her. �Have you forgotten the whole reason why we�re here in the first place?! This is JAIL! We�re here to do our DUTY! We can�t get out unless we got serious spy-related undercover action-filled help! Like�like�James Bond!!"
On cue, outside the window, Pierce Brosnan walked past.
Jess�s eyes lit up.
�No Jess�he�s an actor. He�s not even the current James Bond�he�s an old fogey!!�
Jess ran out of the door and down the street after him.
�JESS!�
Hannah legged it down the street and rugby-tackled Jess to the ground just behind Pierce Brosnan, who turned around as he heard the crash.
�What the�?!�
�Hi.� Jess grinned up at him.
�Jess, SHUT IT!� Hannah demanded.
�We need your help, Mr Bond�I mean�BROSNAN.�
�JESS!�
�Yes?� Pierce asked.
�We�re convicted criminals and we�re hatching an escape plot. Would you like to help us?�
�Noooooo!� Hannah smacked her head on the floor.
�An escape plot? Criminals?� Pierce considered Jess�s proposal for about 0.06 seconds before hitting the alarm button on the wall and running away.
�CRUD!� Hannah smacked Jess around the head as red lights filled the room and a loud siren rang out, including a voice declaring: �WARNING: ESCAPE ATTEMPT IMMINENT� every few seconds.
"Oops.�
�Oh, I can�t take you anywhere, can I?!� Hannah complained.
�What now?� Jess asked, getting up.
�Run.� Hannah concluded, scrambling to her feet and legging it towards the cargo bay, closely followed by Jess.

The red lights and sirens had filled the entire ship by the time they reached the cargo bay.
�Find a transport ship and hide in it � FAST!� Hannah said. They ran up to the nearest craft, leapt into it and shut the door.
�Phew.� Jess fell to the floor in relieved exhaustion.
�Excuse me.� Said a voice behind them.
�Uh-oh.� They turned around.
�What are you doing in my ship?� The man standing there asked. �And why are all the alarms going off?�
Jess looked at Hannah. Hannah looked at Jess.
They both jumped up simultaneously and before the man could do anything, they tied his feet and hands together with Jess�s socks and gagged him with Hannah�s.
He took one look at Hannah�s socks and desperately tried to crawl away.
�Look, I�m fed up with people making fun of my �smelly feet��it�s not true!� Hannah said. She grabbed a hold of him and gagged him with them. He passed out.
�Nice work.� Commented Jess.
Hannah grumbled something inaudible and they walked off to the main control room of the ship.
�Right�how do we learn how to fly this thing?� Hannah thought out loud, looking around at the thousands of controls lining the desks, walls and ceiling.
�Maybe by reading this?� Jess waved a book at her she found in the corner. The title read: �How to fly this thing�.
�Fabulous!� Hannah took it and opened it up.
Teeny-tiny writing filled each page, of which there were around a thousand. �I never was a fast reader.� Hannah shut the book and handed it back to Jess depressively.
�Give me a minute�� Jess took it and sat down in the chair. She opened the front cover of the huge book and literally flicked each page of it over rapidly, reading it all from cover to cover in an E.T.-on-speed style. She shut it with a satisfied sigh after about 20 seconds and looked up at a shocked Hannah. �Well, apparently, all we have to do is press this button.� She reached over and pressed a small pink button which looked incredibly insignificant. The ship roared into life, all the controls lit up, the ship lifted up from the station�s floor about 10 metres and the windscreen wipers started up, giving the windows a good wipe before the ship zoomed off down the corridor of the Space Station.
�YEY!� Hannah grinned as they reached the huge iron doors and whizzed out and to freedom.
�We did it!� Jess whooped. �We escaped!�
�We�re off the Space Station!� Hannah added.
�We�re rid of all the old, boring, defunct book characters!� Jess cheered.
�EHY!� The two girls danced happily.