
That evening, Jess had just left her room
to go down for dinner when someone came up from behind her and
grabbed her by the ear.
ARRGH! She tried to turn around to see who it was,
but the hand twisted her ear and it hurt. OW!
Don't you 'ow' me, young lady! It was Dom.
I've been hearing some rather interesting things
about you, missy. Things involving BOYS!
Boys?! Jess twisted away from him.
Billy's ten years older than you! And it was an experiment!
Experimentation
is all it takes to RUIN YOUR LIFE! Dom sighed and let go of
Jess' ear. She cowered on the floor. Well, I can't really
ignore it any longer
my little girl is growing up. We'd
better have a talk.
No Dad! Jess had already had this talk 4 times
before. God knows she didn't need it again. Suddenly Billy
appeared around the corner.
Ooh, hello!
The very man himself. Dom frowned. What line of
work are you in, boy?
Um
Billy thought for a second this
seemed a very odd question for his best friend to be asking him.
Particularly as they'd just worked together for the past 3 years.
Acting.
- Dom was about to charge down the unsuitable-career
lecture when Billy interrupted.
TIG! He gave a girly scream and ran off down the
corridor.
Good evening Miss,
how may I help you? The receptionist looked up.
I don't suppose I've had any mail, have I? Jess
asked, hopefully.
No. The receptionist replied.
Oh. Jess wandered to the restaurant. A postcard every
day is what Hannah had said
it seemed rather odd for her not
to write especially given the opportunity for boasting.
Elijah came over.
Any mail for me? He asked the receptionist, idly.
Um, yes, Mr Wood, hold on. The receptionist
disappeared under the desk and reappeared with 3 boxes, all
stuffed with letters.
How the HELL do you manage it? Jess exclaimed,
exasperated. I can't even manage a stupid POSTCARD.
Well, all these, Elijah indicated to two of
the boxes. Are proposal letters from your friend
Ruby.
Oh.
Yeah.
And what about the third box? Jess asked. Elijah went
pink.
Credit card bills.
Aah.
Jess left the reception desk and headed for the payphones.
You're not going to sit there and wait for her to call
again, are you? Elijah asked, balancing his boxes
precariously.
I haven't got anything better to do. Jess replied.
Please, for the sake of your own sanity, FIND
SOMETHING! Elijah exclaimed.
OK, OK! Jess headed for the lifts. I'll
go bother some hobbits.
When Jess reached room 343 the door was
slightly ajar. She could hear voices inside.
Just chuck it all in.
NO - you've got to do it carefully or it won't all fit
in.
Get a grip, Sean!
Hey, if you don't want to get everything in the
case
Jess pushed open the door.
Hello?
Come in! Came Sean, Dom and Billy's voices. Jess
walked in and went into one of the bedrooms, where their voices
were coming from.
There were 3 half-packed cases on the bed and clothes strewn
EVERYWHERE.
Wha
what are you doing? Jess managed.
Packing. Sean replied.
PACKING?!
Yes. Said Billy.
As in
PACKING?!
Yes. As opposed to 'PACKING'. Billy said,
sarcastically.
But where are you going?
Home. Sean said.
Which is? Jess was hysterical.
America.
Up North.
Scotland.
The three answers smacked into Jess as the realisation of what
was happening finally sank in.
OH GOD!
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