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Ok... so you didn't understand the whole Dudeism thing, or you were just too lazy to read it all... well, here's a bit of a summary:

Dude = The guy in da sky
Sacrifice to Dude = GOOD
Sacrifice of a high fibre, high protein, and low fat strawberry snack bar = BAD
Freezing craphole = a good place to make your sacrifices... DON'T fall in
Sacrifice of ol' pruney = bad idea
Sacrifice of a 200 lb kid named Erik into the freezing craphole = Time to get out the giant plunger
High Office = Place in the sky where Dude resides, high status peeps work there but never see Dude
Chenko = Dude's secretary in the high office
The Society = peeps who worship Dude, recieve their own storage spaces
Otherside = Other-siders
Othersiders = AHHHH
Underside = Safe
Overside = bad
Underlayer = jungle
Overlayer = marketplace kinda thing
Law of Dude = follow or else
Break Law of Dude = Punishment
Punishment = bad
Vexx = Dude's wizardess
Mandarin = Dude's Warnmeister
Alex = Dude's Chief of humour and all things involving guns/tanks/warplanes/cars
Amy = Dude's personal music-maker (Dr. DJ Me)
Iziz = Me! Main sacrificer
Iziz'z Black Hole = GOOD

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