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The social structure of the Dudeist Colony

Enough about the freezing craphole, lets talk about Dude again. Dude resides in the high office, which happens to be in the sky. So Dude still is, the guy in the sky. And Dude's secretary is a guy who goes by the name of "Chenko". The High Office is made up of a bunch of high-status peeps who get a lotta respect, because they work there, under the rule of Dude. However, Chenko is the only one of them who is able communicate directly with Dude.

Ok, so thats all about the High Office. The next level is The Society.

The Society is made up of your normal, average day people (sorta... well, as normal as Dudeist people get). They're the worshippers and regularly make sacrifices to Dude, either to the freezing craphole, the Dude Shrine (where you can drop off your sacrifices and we'll ship them to the freezing craphole, where our main sacrificer drops them personally), or to their personal crapholes which they dug in their very own backyard. The Society members each get their own storage space, which is like a safety deposit box, which keeps their items safe. They all live on the Society side of the colony.

Ok, so the society members live on one side... who's on the other side? Why, the Other-Siders, of course! The Other-Siders are seen as cruel and savage cannibals, because they eat the Society members. Of course, they might just be harshly misunderstood. The Other-Siders also recieve their own storage spaces, because a while back, they demanded that they have rights to their own storage spaces. In fact, they threatened to invade and conquer the Society in order to get what they wanted. So, the High Office had no choice but to grant them their storage spaces, as it was a small price to pay to get them to back off. Of course, there have been instances where the High Office has let certain Other-Siders into the Society. That Other-Sider has to prove themselves worthy, by making a great sacrifice to Dude at the freezing craphole itself, and then they must swear an oath which states that they will never attack, murder, or eat another Society member.

Other parts of the Dudeist colony include: The Underside, the Overside, the Underlayer, and the Overlayer. The Underside is located deep below the main level of the society. The Underside is pretty much the only place you'd be safe from all Other-Siders, other than the Overside. The Overside, however, is very desert and has no inhabitants, other than the people who have been banished there, for reasons which we will explain later. You wouldn't exactly want to live or hang out there.

The Underlayer is a jungle area, and the Overlayer is the area of shops, buildings, etc, located in the upper canopies of the jungle trees of the Underlayer.

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