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The Virtual -Temple of the Invisible Pink Unicorn

"The Invisible Pink Unicorns is a being of great spiritual power. We know
this because she is capable of being invisible and pink at the same time.
Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is based
upon both logic and faith. We have faith that she is pink; we logically
know that she is invisible because we can't see her."

The New Revised Amalgamated Standard Creed
We believe in One Unicorn, The Pink, The Invisible. Creator of Uncertainty, revealed to us in the alt.atheist usenet forum - She that Raptures Socks. , She will smite those that mock Her brethren. Others believe baloney, we too will join the feast. We shall eat our fill, yea every belly shall be full of ham and pineapple pizza. Her Revelations show us the folly of all Religions. Spread Her Word.

The Sacred Scriptures.
The Lost Prophet of AOL	The Revelation unto Jerry Phillips
The Gospel According to St. Sascha	The Book of the Prophet April
Saint Bryce the Long Winded

Inspired Posts
Alas!	Pinkness	Ultimate Pinkness
An Obvious Proof	Ultimate Proof	True Translations
The Fall of the Purple Oyster	The Oyster Redeemed	Kirby Converts

Articles of Faith

Holy Relics

Miracles of the IPU

Words of the Grand High Llama Rich Daniel

Positions Available

Links
The Internet Infidels	A great resource for the Rationalist Freethinker.
The Institute For Unicorn Research	A well executed and comprehensive site

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