Season Twelve

Season Twelve Season Twelve

Who Let the Dogs Out?

Armed Forces

For Love or Money

"I guess I have a way with shysters."

Soldier of Fortune

"I summered with a firm on Wall Street."

Possession

Formerly Famous

Myth of Fingerprints

(after the expert found 7 false positives out of 20 samples tested): "That's almost a third!"

The Fire This Time

"Think they allow organic produce in prison?"

"It felt more like an Earth Day celebration than a murder trial."

Tech guy: "See, she's in the databank."
Serena: "Just like the rest of America pretty soon."

"You gave him a credit card to pay for gasoline. I'd say you did plenty."

3 Dawg Night

"My ex used to give me his cell phone to put in my purse all the time."

"The dismissal hurt Collins more than the indictment. When his fans found out he wasn't the killer, his CD dropped ten places on the charts."

Prejudice

"I've been with Jack for about six months and all I ever hear are people making excuses about killing other people."

"Check back with him in 40 years. By then he might be ready for an insanity defense."

The Collar

"Father Evans's testimony will establish that an innocent man is serving a life sentence. If that isn't a violation of due process, I don't know what is."

Undercovered

Jack: "It's bureaucracy run wild."
Serena: "Or the cost of a litigious society."

DR 1-102

"I'm not accused of trying to have my cake and eat it too."

Missing (a.k.a. Interned)

Access Nation

(Giving Jack's 411): "You bank at Citibank. These are your account balances. I also got all the websites you've ever visited and, by the way, you really shouldn't use your grandmother's name as your password for absolutely everything. You're reading a biography by Eleanor Roosevelt. You listed to a lot of Beatles and fusion jazz and you've got what I can only describe as a very weird obsession with the Clash. I know what movies you've rented and pretty much your entire medical history. Oh, and sumatriptan? Is that for migraines?" (to Nora) "I could read yours."

Born Again

Stahl: "I've devoted my life to helping children."
Serena: "Well, you helped this one right into her grave."

Girl Most Likely

"When I was in high school, I had a very close friend and I had no idea she was gay until she came out in college. She always said she was too afraid until then."

Equal Rights

"She had a college education. She had a career before she had kids. I think she could have figured out how to call the police."

Serena: "If someone hit me, I would leave, and I couldn't, I'd hit them back."
Nora: "Not everyone takes tae bo."
Serena: "Saying there are no differences between us doesn't make it true. But women are cops, firefighters, combat pilots. We cannot assert our physical equality in the workplace and then claim to be overpowered in our homes."