Season Nine
Season Nine

Cherished

(to Jack, after he says he disapproves of Abbie's tactics): "Sounds like you're sorry you didn't think of it first."

DWB

"The jury doesn't have to like him to believe him."

"For all you know, you don't know anything! Between Internal Affairs and you, the Red Sox couldn't have done a better job of botching it up!"

"So you're going to sabotage their case? Any other brilliant ideas?"

Bait

"So Mathis and Benvenidez can say the man in the moon did it and we can't refute it."

Flight

"When I'm in the dumps, I have a scotch and put on Louis Armstrong."

(to Jack): "You never learn, do you?"

(after Abbie announces that Curtis wants them to meet him at a hotel in Jersey): "Route 3 west of the turnpike." (Jack and Abbie stare at him.) "You can see it from the highway."

Agony

"'If, if, if. . .'"

Scrambled

"Very good. This is exactly the kind of thing we don't want to get into."

"See? This is just where we don't want to be going!"

"Esther Morrow. She writes murder mysteries under a pseudonym."

"Sounds like a best seller."

Venom

"She planned a murder. Can't let her off with a fine."

Jack: "And Lianne Crosby gets away with murder."
Adam: "Could be worse. She could have had twins."

Punk

"My neck is starting to hurt."

True North

"Good thing we almost went to war with Canada."

"Thanks for the America First speech."

"The death penalty may be statutory, it's not mandatory."

Hate

Jack: "The cops made a good faith mistake."
Adam: "Good, then I won't worry about it."

Jack: "The victim was one of their own."
Adam: "What's the matter? They run out of people to hate?"

"He hopes the jury will be so distracted by your assault on the first amendment they'll forget to convict."

Jack: "If I thought we could stop hate with one prosecution or one law, I'd be a fool."
Adam: "Yeah, but you'd be my kind of fool."

Ramparts

"I talked to the chief of police. They're practically claiming national security."

"This case is not about police spying. It's about murder."

Police Official: "What's the point?!?"
Adam: "Justice. I want to fight the subpoena. Bring body armor."

Haven

"This thing's a hand grenade with the pin pulled and Councilman Clayton's rolling it our way."

"She's got my sympathy, and I know he's guilty."

Hunters

(after Jack's rant): "Are we done? Our righteous indignation satisfied? We're not charging these guys."

"Arrest the bounty hunters. If they don't know what kind of a case you've got, maybe one of them'll be dumb enough to take a deal."

"I see an accident, I think lawsuit."

Sideshow (HLOTS Crossover, Part One)

"He's going to roast your pistachios."

Jack: "He's trying to bully me."
Adam: "And now you know how it feels to be on the receiving end."

"Contempt of a federal grand jury. Good plan!"

Disciple

"Whatever happened to sending the kid to her room?"

"Son of Sam again."

"A voice is a voice, nobody's that naive."

"People see the devil as an allegory."

"All right, split the difference. Prove that a saint can commit murder."

Harm

"Where's Jack McCoy? Out on a date with that history professor?"

Shield

"A policewoman scorned. Makes for a heck of a recruitment poster."

Juvenile

Arlene: "This was a high profile case."
Adam: "Or a high profile disaster."

Abbie: "Who are the idiots who forgot to close the loophole?"
Adam: "Those idiots are my friends!"

Jack: "Abbie hasn't been around as long as we have, Adam."
Adam: "That's why they print law books."

Jack: "We tried to handle the media, looks like the media handled us."
Adam: "Manhandled is more like it."

Tabula Rasa

Empire

"You wound a rhinoceros, make sure you have a tree handy."

"Don't you people read the business section?"

Ambitious

Admissions

Adam: "You're using the authority of this office like a foot on the neck."
Jack: "We've done that before."
Adam: "You usually have one leg to stand on."

Refuge (1)

"No wonder I never got through War & Peace."

"You just picked him out of the Brighton Beach Who's Who."

"Right, why make it easy for them?"

Refuge (2)

"Lenin must be spinning in his mausoleum."

"I see, you're planning to violate three, no, five, amendments to the Constitution."

Jack: "It's time someone talked to Mr. Volsky in a language he understands."
Adam: "And what language is that?"

"You're lucky the Second Circuit didn't nail the writ to your forehead!"

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