Season Two
Season Two
Confession
[reading the confession]: "'...maybe threaten his old lady.' I wish he had. Marie would've kicked his ass."QDC
"Let's stop with the clichés already."
Wages of Love
Cragen's theory of the crime: "So he killed the girl, killed himself, and then threw the gun out the window." QDC
Cragen: "We still have a body with a toe tag that says Jane Doe."
Logan: "Maybe Jane Doe had some enemies."
Cragen: "Maybe she had a NAME!"QDC
Aria
Asylum
God Bless the Child
"I'll bet you they're not the only ones ever called God and got His answering machine."
Misconception
"Any way you look at it, the wheel stops at the boyfriend. He's got buttons--push 'em." QDC
In Memory Of...
Out of Control
"That makes you Detective of the Month, Mike."
Renunciation
"He's just a kid. Odds are, he'll be scared enough when we slap the cuffs on him, he'll sing his own opera."
Heaven
"No comment, quote, unquote. At least it will save a few trees."
"What's less than square one?! Minus Zippo? Negative bupkes?!" QDC
His Hour Upon the Stage
"Oh, great! Absence of trust! That'll get you an arrest!"
Star Struck
"Whatever's on your plate, clear it. This comes first."
Severance
"So we've got two stiffs with no murder weapon, and a bloody knife with no victim. Great." QDC
Blood is Thicker....
[Scene: Phil has just asked for additional manpower.]
"Why don't we ask for the Russian army? They're not busy." QDC
Trust
Vengeance
Sisters of Mercy
Cradle to Grave
The Fertile Fields
"I've had month-old flounder that smelled better."
"This is not the only dance on my card."
Intolerance
Silence
"Maybe I'll grow wings and learn to fly."
"The editor's on a high horse called the First Amendment."
The Working Stiff
"And if it's not too much trouble, take Robin Hood with you." [referring to Logan] QDC
"Right, he was George Washington in a previous life."
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