Season One
Season One
Prescription for Death
"I was just a social drinker. He made me so damn mad, I went out and had a few social drinks. Couple hours later, I was standing in the middle of Lexington Avenue, not looking or acting drunk, but I had my gun pointed at a taxi driver because I didn't like the way he was honking his horn. That night, I went to my first meeting."
Subterranean Homeboy Blues
"Right, I forgot. You guys in the DA's officer are a regular bunch of Karnacks."
The Reaper's Helper
[Scene: On the phone with LAPD, trying to get them to send a photocopy of the victim's address book to NYC]
Cragen: "A courier? The city's bankrupt, but sure, we could spring for a courier." QDC
Kiss the Girls and Make Them Die
"Off-track betting doesn't make arrests."
Happily Ever After
"I'm telepathic and the message I'm getting is this: I don't like looking like a freaking incompetent!"
Everybody's Favorite Bagman
"I'm getting my butt barbequed!"
By Hooker, By Crook
Poison Ivy
Indifference
Prisoner of Love
"Wow. I can see this leading to a whole new penalogical outlook."
Out of the Half-Light
Life Choice
"Tell them to write their Congressman, not throw bombs."
"If you two could manage not to kill each other, maybe you could pick up McClure and see if her prints match."
A Death in the Family
The Violence of Summer
[Scene: Mike has announced that they're leaving to go question someone]
Cragen: "Well, that's great, Mike, because I don't think they're going to waltz in here anytime soon." QDC
"Do I have to speak slowly here?"
The Torrents of Greed (1)
"The stink test doesn't wash with a jury."
"We got zip, bupkes, zero! Less than zero." QDC
"Cutting off a couple of toes would make me very happy."
The Torrents of Greed (2)
Mushrooms
"That's six in one week. At this rate we'll have a higher infant mortality that Ethiopia." QDC
The Secret Sharers
The Serpent's Tooth
The Troubles
"Don't laugh--the G has Elvis at Terminal Island in California."
Sonata for a Solo Organ
"Grand theft kidney. Terrific."
"Her garbage has constitutional rights?"
The Blue Wall
"WOW! This is freakin' amazing! I don't know a computer disk from a slipped disk!"
"I got one foot in bed with you already. That was loyalty. I'd like a little taste if I'm going to put the other one under the covers."
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