Little Bobby had got hold of the
newspaper and was reading the headlines aloud.
"Man imprisoned for deserting his
wife," he read at length.
Then, after a brief pause for
thought, he added: "Oh mum, now I know why dad doesn�t leave you."
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One soldier who drank too much
and became senseless was produced before the Captain.
Captain: "Why did you take so
much liquor?"
Soldier: "Sir, I got into bad
company. My friends refused to drink so I had to finish it all."
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Judge: "What�s your age?"
Convict: "Twenty-two."
Judge: "That�s what you are
telling us for the last fifteen years."
Convict: "Yes, your honour! I�m
not one to tell one thing today and another tomorrow."
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A man was walking past a house
when he saw a little boy crying. Going up to the boy, he said:
"What are you crying for?"
"My shoes are hurting me."
The man looking down: "But why,
your shoes are on the wrong feet."
"But I have got no other feet."
