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How did you do in your exams, Jimmy?" Mother asked her ten year old.

"O," he answered airily, "I did what George Washington did."

"What do you mean?" The mother inquired suspiciously.

"I went down in history," replied the ten year old.

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A policeman stopped a motorist one night and asked: "Why are your headlights not on?"

The motorist replied, "There are so many street lights burning! What would be the use of my lights?"

The policeman immediately released the air from the front wheel tyre of the car saying, "There is so much air in the atmosphere, so what is the use of air in the wheel."

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An American and a Scotsman were discussing the cold experienced in winter in the North of Scotland.

"Why, it is nothing at all compared to the cold we have in the United States," said the American. "I can recollect one winter when a sheep, jumping from a hillock into a field, suddenly became frozen mid-way, and stayed stuck there like a mass of ice."

"But, man," exclaimed the Scotsman, "the law of gravity wouldn’t allow that."

"I know! I know!" replied the American. "But the law of gravity was frozen too!"

 

 

 

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