And flooding caused by incessant rain
Your mobile phones adle in your brain
It's not easy to sing a jolly refrain
When there's little hope of catching the train
And the roads are blocked with traffic again
Oh, how will we manage to take the strain, of Aunty, Uncle and darling Jayne
Hopes of world peace have gone down the drain
And the stack of unpaid bills still remain
Will somebody please take the time to explain
What's the real meaning of Christmas again
We've decided not to buy another turkey
Still got most of last year's sitting in the freezer
Yesterday, I went to the supermarket and spent a fortune ;- on new decorations, 4 bottles of whisky, 3 bottles of gin, 2 bottles of Lleffromilch and 4 bottles of babycham, a packet of partycrackers, 2 bottles of brandy, 2 loafs of bread and my girl-friend wants to know when the party is with all that bread
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Skylarks Feb. 2002 holiday
