Hi i'm '80's Kung Fu simeon, Monkey.
The vast majority of these links have been
blatantly stolen from my good friend of a friend the lunatic Steve Norman.
His site is home to the infamous "Legendary Nick Sheeran lookalike page", the man with more faces than Bobby Davro.
Certainly a must for all serious Sheeran fans.
Many interesting Sheeran related facts can be found there including serialised extracts
from his biography, details of Sheeran's other musical collaborations
and "Safari Suit's" new album "Traffic in Delhi 2001".
You can catch Sheeran with his Rap/Folk fusion band "MC Nick Hot Bitch" at The Swan, Stockwell, South London
Hairy Tongue (An amusing distraction from life's boring bits)
Mr T vs.The World (See me fight, hear me roar!)
Bizarre magazine (The Inspiration for the Great Norman)
Body Mod Ezine (Just click every feature!)
Asian Prince (The web site of the artist formally known as the Asian Prince)
Leprosy Barbie (loose limbed dolly fun)
Jolly Dwarf (Shortl people have more fun)
Evil Midgets (Don't trust short people it's official)
The Little Kingz (Short people rock!)
Mullets of Reno (A welcome return to great looking hair)
Mini-Golf (Let your fingers do the playing, missus)
Crooning Boy (Odd, very, very, odd)
Rapper Dentist (Put a cap on your teeth, mo'fo'!)
Leave Gary Alone! (Save Gary Coleman campaign!)
My Kinda Guy (Jangly, jangly, jewellery, jewellery, a Jimmy Saville fan site)
Pants Racing (Bet on a pair)
Extreme Elvis (Just check out his photos!)
Masked Wrestlers (Mexico's finest)
Fags and Their Dogs (Homosexuals and their pets)
Man Beef (Human meat resource)
Dirty Proverbs (Dirty word dictionaries)
X-Ray Anna (A particularly mature Anna Kournikova X-ray specs site)
Chick Tourney (Celebrity Bird Tournament)
Online Scalextric (Build a track and race!)
Britney's Spheres (Doesn't really need explaining!!!)
Family Circus (Very funny cartoons)
Sex Tips (Hot one!)
Streaking.org (Streaker Resource!)
Ernie's House of Whoopass (Loads of sick fun)
Hog Pit Dance School (Learn some new dance moves)
Milko the Cow (Make a bovine rock star - don't miss this!!!)
Jesus Christ Superstore (Where else can you find Jesus action figures?!)
Dancing Paul (Make the loony move - worth the wait)
Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers (The clue's in the title)
The Spark (Loads of fun! Mad tests, text translators, etc.)
The Dancing Herves (Tattoo/Nik Nak in the best site ever!!!)
Can it be Shatner (Yes! And rapping!)
Elephant Man, Etc. (The Man and other medical curiosities)
Pat Sharp (All you need on the mullet champion Patman)
Billy Bob's Egg Auction (Redneck fertility treatments)
For Sale By Mental Patient (Mad guy sells mad stuff)
Monkey Bridegrooms (Marry a monkey!)
Monkey Business (Space Monkeys!!)
Sea-Monkey Central (Get down, Monkey Boy!!!)
N.C. Moonshine (Make moonshine to insane music!)
Napoleon the Psychic Pig (Ask the Pig!)
Mullets Galore (The best mullet resource on the web!)
Build a Rockstar (Get in the ring, muthafucker!)
Bonsai Kittens (Cats in jars!)
Floating Turks (Turkish peasants floating to music)
Hats of Meat (The best website in the world ever!!!)
MC Hawking (The World's Greatest Rapper)
Ghetto Scooter (Save money on the latest craze!)
The Best of Reeves (Vic and Bob's greatest hits to download)
Bonnie Tyler Gallery (Who knows why it's here... but it is!)
Greg's Trailerpark Page (Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!)
Rentaghost Homepage (Claypole will always live!)
The Best Celebs (The real celebrity rankings!)
Online Striptease (Pick a bird and off you go!!!)
Crap (but Great) Songs (Hear William Shatner croon 'Rocket Man')
Peter Wyngarde (The 'Coverboy' of Jason King fame!)
Mobile Homes of Mississippi (More trailerpark fun, with links!)
TV Go Home (Spoof TV listings magazine)
Joey Deacon (And Ernie!)
Stylophone Fun (Superfurry Animals do something good at last!)
Frank's Car Lot (G-G-G-G-Go .... Runaraaaahnnnnd Nahhh!!!)
Metal Review (Rediscover those great Glam-Metal acts!)
Dean and Nigel (Stalking impressionists)
Ponyboy (Buy Human Pony gear online!?!?!)
Argie Rock (Turn up your sound and go! Amazing!!!)
The Gary Coleman Shrine (Wha'choo talkin' about Willis?)
The Gallery of the Absurd (Insane adverts!)
Peoplesound (Another MP3 Site - strange folk work there!)
Metech Recordings (Ex-Nefilim Cian's Saints of Eden Website)
UBL (Reasonable MP3 site)
Winamp (Winamp's Homepage)
Live365 (Live365 Radio Homepage)