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| April |
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| Hi-Catz - blink yer bleedin' eyes n it's April - March was a bit of a blur actually... can't remember much about it really but who gives a shite it's gone... innit. |
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| eeer I've got this joke right, you wanna ere it ? Then shuddup and listen... When I was an ickle girl I ran crying to mummy "I want a glass of cider" Mummy gave me a cuddle and asked; " What do you want a glass of cider for ?" "mummy I've cut my hand on a thorn" Mummy looked at me puzzled; "Lydie, but why do you want cider ?" "Well mummy" I said, " I overheard my big sista Sugar-Walls saying that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider !" |
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| It's Easter on Sunday 8th - but what I don't get is why are the Easter Eggs delivered by a rabbit... I've seen Watership Down and I never saw a rabbit lay an egg... Monday 23rd is St George's Day but he got put away for killing his wife.. apparently she was a right dragon. |
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| What does a clitoris, a birthday, an anniversary and a toilet have in common ? Men miss the fookin lot ! |
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| Tracy 'Luv' Barlow got 15 years for killin Charlie Stubbs, and chain smokin' Deardrie's blaming herself... Lynda Lustardi's in Emmerdale, they advertised for a fat-cow and picked the best one.... Actually she's great for an ex-page free at least she's not gone all lezzy like Sam Fux. |
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| If you're wonderin' about the strange garb I'm wearing, I was an extra in Tom's latest stage play... "The importance of being an earnest Clutch Bag" |
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| Well catz I'll be back later this month with more... "Up yer bum and no babies" Luv ya lots Lyndie x x x |
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