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| Well fcuk a duck ! (or in Tom's case a 'Ducky') it's FEBRUARY !! (TEd: Ha Ha you sad-slapper) February..... the monf of lurve, or in my case gettin' pissed and avin a shag up mi back alley. (TEd: just like any other month then really) My homo m8 Tom's back from Nottingham, for a short break, well actually he got the sack (TEd: made REDUNDANT actually) from working in the Crossroads 'Ho'motel, so it might be a permanent break. So once again he's trying to infultrate my passage with witty insertions. (TEd: Believe me Lyndie I certianly have no intention of filling any of your holes) |
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| Oi what about all this Celebrity Big Brother crap - just like Tom describing his nob - it's all been blown up way out of proportion...(TEd: "coughs) Racist My Arse.. |
| Shilpa you stuck-up lanky streak 'o piss we'd have hated you no matter what colour you were ! One poxy argument and everyone jumps on the "can't say that it's Racist" political correctness Bollox... How many vile names has Jade been called over the years... has the Racist card been played when she's been called every name under the sun ? (TEd: & probably by 'The Sun'*) Racism works both ways - and for everything from this to blow up like it has into a tabloid induced 'International Affair' just shows how racist the world really is... Would the racist card have been played if Jade's comments were made to Shilpa by another Asian ? Whoever started the 'Racism' tag for this whole facade has not eased any racial tensions it has exaggerated them. I'm not racist, I just don't like the 'Racism' card being played everytime there's a conflict between two people who happen to be different colours. Similarly Tom could have misused the 'Homophobia' card when he was sacked from working at the Crossroads 'Ho'Motel, he wasn't sacked for being a big fat HoMo he was sacked because he was crap at his job. (TEd: ignores as I'm too gobsmacked by Lyndie using an analogy) Unfortunately these "Do-Gooders" seem to do more harm than good. It's a game show - get a sense of humour ffs ! |
| TEd = Tom Farrel Editor |
| * there are other shitty tabloids available. If you have been affected/offended by any of Lyndie's comments in this months topic she has this to say: "Get a Life you sad twat" or alternatively call the Samaritans and seek coucelling for your lack of sense of humour. ffs = for fcuks sake / fyi = for your information fyi: Disliking Shilpa is not because she's Asian, it's because she's a stuck up cow who thinks she's better than everyone else. |
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| The Month of Lurve |
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| Yes once again the shortest month is here, 14th of course it's Valentine's Day. The day that millions of red roses are massacred in the name of love. 18th is the Chinese New Year - and this year it's the year of the Pig (TEd: otherwise known as year of Lyndie !) 20th is Shrove Tuesday - Pan-Cake day. |
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| Well I'm outa here until the March hair arrives in my Lady Garden.... (TEd: Eeeeeew !) Have a great Monf Luv n Lust Linda xx xx xx |
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