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| Well.... 21st March and I'm just writing my Topic ! But better late than never ! It's not like me at all to get behind, but when you live with a HoMo (Tom) who's a bit of a "Bend Ova and touch yer toes" kinda man one of us has to.... get behind.... (yawn) |
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| Well what an eventfull munf so far, 1st March was St David's Day for all those Welsh folk, 17th was St Patrick's Day for all those Irish folk and the 18th was Motherin Sunday and believe it or not, what with the vile weather we've been having lately on the 25th British Summer Time begins ! And that's the fax so far about March. |
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| I woz gonna have a lil rant about the smokin' ban in England which is starting in July but as it's only March I ain't gonna get ahead o' mi-self. But I fink it's a disgrace not being able to Av a puff in public places, I mean what you gonna do Tom when yer pissed as a fart in some gay club and all you wanna do is suck on a fag ? |
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| And what's with all this "Size Zero" crap an-all ? To be attractive you have to have a non-existent lil figure... Bollox As the name suggests being so tiny as to "fit-in" means a big fat Nothing. Curves is what we want, we want to see a bit of meat on the bone, not some waif that you could grow runner beans up ! |
| Obesity in the Uk is on the increase too.... well if yer fed a load of crap you're gonna get fat... isn't it. |
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| March has just flown, the March hare has cum and gone the randy lil git and now I'm waiting for the Easter Bunny to bring some chocolate eggs (something that Tom would know all about, that and fudge fingers) And I don't want a Cadbury's Creme Egg either they're for Lezbo's.... how do you liquors. |
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| Well puddy catz enjoy the rest of March n I'll be back in April... on time and full of.... the joys of Summer. Luv n lust as always Lyndie x x x x |
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