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"Duffman wants to party down with the man that sent 10,000 Duff labels for me to be here tonight."
-Duffman, making a proposition to Barney Gumble.
"Chug, chug!"
-Duffman, asking Barney Gumble to chug his Duff.
"Duffman whole-heartedly supports the designated driver program. Now who's ready to party?"
-Duffman, stating the company position on the designated driver program.
"Are you ready to get Duffed?"
-Duffman, posing a question to the patrons at Moe's tavern in Springfield.
"Now that's a mug you don't want to chug! Oooooh yeah!"
-Duff Man, after learning that Moe Syzlack's picture was to appear on the new Duff calenders.
"Duffman says a lot of things."
-Duffman, justifying his actions toward the fair maiden, Titania.
"Duffman can't breathe. Oooooh no!"
-Duffman, after a sticker had been brutally thrust upon his face.
"Hey look, it's Duffman; the guy in a costume that creates awareness of Duff!"
-Lenny, telling a tale of the noble a valiant Duffman.
"Shut up, Duffman."
-Shut up Duffman guy, telling Duffman to shut up.
