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Oooooh yeah! This site is dedicated to Duffman, the kick-assest character on the Simpsons who doesn't get much play. This site is the source for all the Duffman information you've been looking for, including a character profile, a list of his appearances, and a selection of his best quotes, as well as some quotes about him from his closest friends. The multimedia section is like the condom in Moe's wallet. It's just there, but will never get used, since I haven't been able to find any Duffman multimedia. To make up for this I made up some true (by this I mean false) stuff that you may or may not find amusing, depending on wheather or not you are a weiner. These are a list of pick-up lines that Duffman might use and instructions that tell you how to be as cool as Duffman. I also included tributes to Duff Beer and Moe's Tavern, two fixtures in the existence of Duffman. The links section mostly consists of links to other minor Simpsons character sites. The contact section doesn't actually put you in contact with the real Duffman, just one of his helpers who dresses in a Duffman costume and visits schools and department stores promoting Duff. |
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Disclaimer and such: The Simpsons and related characters are the property of the good people at the FOX Corporation. This site has no official connections with FOX, Duff Beer, or the Osaka Squid Gutting Concern. Reproduction of any parts of this site without the implied oral consent of Duffman is strictly prohibited, but these rules are rarely enforced. All the pictures and junk on this site are pirated from other sites, as I did not create them myself. Nor did Duffman. If this pisses you off in any way please let me know. |