Moe Syzlack

  Moe, Molmar, Morris, or You Behind the Bushes, whatever you call him, he will always be Duff Man's favorite dispenser of Duff, now that Titania won't sleep with Duff Man anymore.  Oooooh Yeah, Moe and Duff Man may have had their differences in the past, when Duff Man made fun of Moe's hideous rat-like mug and when Moe cruelly slapped a sticker on Duff Man's Adonis-like face.  Oooooh Yeah, Moe may be sleazy, slimy, seedy, surly, greasy, grimy, smelly, stinky, putrid, creepy, disgusting, ugly, hideous, gross, and Moe-like in appearance, but he'll always be okay in Duff Man's book, as long as he keeps on pouring the sweet sweet Duff.