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| SexyHat812: what do i win? TheWinglessAngel: nothing. TheWinglessAngel: how does it feel to have nothing? SexyHat812: no different from how i usually feel TheWinglessAngel: thats not always good. SexyHat812: i know TheWinglessAngel: well TheWinglessAngel: do you at least have a sexy hat? SexyHat812: absolutely TheWinglessAngel: that's a good thing. SexyHat812: ithink so TheWinglessAngel: yeah. everyone should have one. SexyHat812: no... SexyHat812: then it would be chaos TheWinglessAngel: i have a sexy hat TheWinglessAngel: its a worn out baseball cap SexyHat812: my sexy hat helps me seduce hispanic girls... what about yours? TheWinglessAngel: luckily i can say mine doesnt seduce spanish girls. SexyHat812: who does it help you seduce? TheWinglessAngel: goats. SexyHat812: really? TheWinglessAngel: yes. TheWinglessAngel: i love goats. TheWinglessAngel: i have sex with them daily. |
| SexyHat812: lucky goats SexyHat812: i'm envious TheWinglessAngel: I know , alot of guys are , but what can i say? SexyHat812: well you could say you'll have sex with me TheWinglessAngel: why would i want to do that? SexyHat812: so you can make me feel better by lying to me TheWinglessAngel: okay TheWinglessAngel: but TheWinglessAngel: im not hispanic , so you cant wear your hat SexyHat812: hmmm... SexyHat812: what is your ethnicity? TheWinglessAngel: white. SexyHat812: well nudity seems to work for them TheWinglessAngel: them? SexyHat812: white girls TheWinglessAngel: are you prejudice? SexyHat812: no, not at all TheWinglessAngel: you arent supposed to judge people by the color of the skin. TheWinglessAngel: you are so rude "white girls" that so rude. SexyHat812: i'm not judging SexyHat812: how have i judged anyone? TheWinglessAngel: calling me a "white girl" TheWinglessAngel: why dontcha just call me a caucasian? SexyHat812: are you? SexyHat812: because you called yourself white TheWinglessAngel: i am white , but you dont have to advertise it. SexyHat812: i'm not advertising it TheWinglessAngel: geez. its like "hey your white , thats bad" SexyHat812: you're the only person i told TheWinglessAngel: uh huh "white girl" |
| SexyHat812: how have i said that being a caucasian female as a bad thing? SexyHat812: i don't think i have TheWinglessAngel: i know why you dont like me TheWinglessAngel: its because i have sex with goats , isnt it? SexyHat812: who says i don't like you? TheWinglessAngel: you dont like goats do you? SexyHat812: i love goats SexyHat812: not as much as you do, but i love them nonetheless TheWinglessAngel: do you like having sex with goats? |
| SexyHat812: i wouldn't know SexyHat812: i've never tried it TheWinglessAngel: you really should SexyHat812: oranges, yes TheWinglessAngel: its great SexyHat812: goats, no TheWinglessAngel: ORANGES? SexyHat812: yeah SexyHat812: fruits need love too TheWinglessAngel: yup SexyHat812: see? TheWinglessAngel: what about watermelon/ SexyHat812: too big TheWinglessAngel: i still like goats. SexyHat812: you're allowed TheWinglessAngel: i know. SexyHat812: i'm glad you do TheWinglessAngel: i like goats , they make me happy SexyHat812: how many goats do you have? TheWinglessAngel: none. TheWinglessAngel: anymore anyways... SexyHat812: what happened to them? TheWinglessAngel: well... TheWinglessAngel: there was this accident SexyHat812: what kind of accident? TheWinglessAngel: well ... they were bad sometimes , and my pa didnt like it much SexyHat812: what did your pa do? TheWinglessAngel: he shot em :-( TheWinglessAngel: and we ate them TheWinglessAngel: for dinner. SexyHat812: oh... that really sucks TheWinglessAngel: yeah , they tasted good SexyHat812: have you found any substitutes for their role in your sexual satisfaction? TheWinglessAngel: well TheWinglessAngel: yeah... SexyHat812: who? SexyHat812: or what? TheWinglessAngel: hamsters SexyHat812: oooh... SexyHat812: they have big teeth TheWinglessAngel: i dont really like guys who wear hats. |
| SexyHat812: why? TheWinglessAngel: because , they are usually gay SexyHat812: what's wrong with that? TheWinglessAngel: are you gay? SexyHat812: what if i was? TheWinglessAngel: i would say "oh" SexyHat812: and what if i was straight? TheWinglessAngel: straight up and down? SexyHat812: straight as in heterosexual TheWinglessAngel: oh TheWinglessAngel: i dont like straight boys SexyHat812: straight as in up and down or straight as in heterosexual? TheWinglessAngel: straight as in horizontal SexyHat812: oh, okay TheWinglessAngel: yup TheWinglessAngel: i hate straight lines TheWinglessAngel: they are badluck ya know? SexyHat812: i didn't know that TheWinglessAngel: yes they are TheWinglessAngel: its sooo bad to see a straight line TheWinglessAngel: it means that SexyHat812: hmm... i'll have to keep that in mind TheWinglessAngel: you are going to die someday!! SexyHat812: yeah... that is bad luck... |
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