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| .::Stupid AIM People::. |
| Part 6 |
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| TheWinglessAngel: Hey grandma KimberlyAnn1107: you again TheWinglessAngel: me again? TheWinglessAngel: nu uh. its not me again. its me the first time , are you confused again grandma? TheWinglessAngel: i was wondering if you could teach me how to knit TheWinglessAngel: i want to make billy a potholder KimberlyAnn1107: sure honey TheWinglessAngel: okay , how's it done? KimberlyAnn1107: first thing you do is get the yarn KimberlyAnn1107: get one of your mothers favorite sweaters TheWinglessAngel: okay KimberlyAnn1107: pull it apart carefully TheWinglessAngel: got it TheWinglessAngel: okay TheWinglessAngel: mommy wont mind will she? KimberlyAnn1107: (using one of your mom's will make it special) TheWinglessAngel: awww billy will love it cuz its special KimberlyAnn1107: he sure will KimberlyAnn1107: anyways KimberlyAnn1107: after you pull it apart TheWinglessAngel: yeah ? im pulling it apart. KimberlyAnn1107: then you just knot it up until it resembles what your tryingv to make KimberlyAnn1107: k? TheWinglessAngel: grandma , youre so nice , why did you forget my birthday ... ? TheWinglessAngel: i love you grandma kim. KimberlyAnn1107: who is this TheWinglessAngel: guess :-) KimberlyAnn1107: sorry about your b day but ive been so busy KimberlyAnn1107: ive been killing alot of people lately KimberlyAnn1107: dont tell grampa KimberlyAnn1107: heh heh TheWinglessAngel: its understandable , the same thing happens to me ALL the time. TheWinglessAngel: you mean the old bastard isnt dead yet? KimberlyAnn1107: not until his pension runs out KimberlyAnn1107: you know that TheWinglessAngel: no wonder i havent gotten my inheritance , and i thought you were just holding out on us , remember , i was always his favorite KimberlyAnn1107: not anymore sweetie KimberlyAnn1107: remember his accident TheWinglessAngel: oh no KimberlyAnn1107: well ever since that he just hasnt been the same TheWinglessAngel: ill ALWAYS be his favorite.... TheWinglessAngel: he said so himself KimberlyAnn1107: its hard having a head injury TheWinglessAngel: i didnt mean to hurt grandpa KimberlyAnn1107: when your older ill tell you more about that TheWinglessAngel: there was a bee on his head. TheWinglessAngel: it was an accident , remember? KimberlyAnn1107: well you didnt have to use the ax TheWinglessAngel: i couldnt find anything else and i didnt want the bee to sting him because hes allergic remember? KimberlyAnn1107: he was more allergic to the head trauma TheWinglessAngel: nu uh , he was taking a nap mommy said everything was a okay |
| KimberlyAnn1107: she lied KimberlyAnn1107: as usual KimberlyAnn1107: i tried to beat that lying out of her when she was little but... TheWinglessAngel: why havent you killed mommy yet? KimberlyAnn1107: dont be so nosey you little shit TheWinglessangel: shut up bitch. KimberlyAnn1107: what the TheWinglessAngel: grandma you need to kill mom before we put you in the home. KimberlyAnn1107: i gotta go TheWinglessAngel: bye i love you grandma KimberlyAnn1107: whatever KimberlyAnn1107: bye TheWinglessAngel: i love you TheWinglessAngel: grandma , dont ya love me too? KimberlyAnn1107: yeah sure kid now beat it TheWinglessAngel: wait TheWinglessAngel: grandma , i love you |
| TheWinglessAngel: will you bake me cookies? KimberlyAnn1107: what do you want now TheWinglessAngel: cookies. TheWinglessAngel: i want to be fat like mommy KimberlyAnn1107: then marry well dear |
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| She was cool , She didn't even warn me. Trista found her under "knitting and needlecraft" and I believe Trista has a convo with her also ... She was a neat old knitting lady. |
| i love my couzin: hey grandma! i love my couzin: can you tell me how to make the potholder for billy now? i love my couzin: are you there grandma? i love my couzin: did you have a heart attack? illinoisdr: unless I have unknowingly given birth to a child and THAT child has grown up unbenogist to me...I don't think I am your grandmother...you probably have the wrong illinoisdr? i love my couzin: hehe i love my couzin: youre so silly sometimes grandma i love my couzin: thats what i love about you! illinoisdr: so...who the heck ARE you? lol i love my couzin: matt! i love my couzin: haha grandma did you forget to take your meds today? i love my couzin: you know what the doctor told you about that! i love my couzin: go take them right now! illinoisdr: what kind of drugs has MATT been taking? I want some of THOSE! i love my couzin: well since you asked i love my couzin: a little crack i love my couzin: some dope i love my couzin: but shhhh i love my couzin: dont tell mom! illinoisdr: ack, she probably already knows...she has eyes in the weirdest places, that woman! i love my couzin: like where, grandma? illinoisdr: perchance when you are a bit older, sonny i love my couzin: why not now, grandma? i love my couzin: tell me please i love my couzin: ill make you a picture if you do! illinoisdr: this has been fun and its great hearing from you, but Grandma has to go change her depends...catch ya later. Buh-bye i love my couzin: youre one dirty old lady grandma illinoisdr: Tee-hee, you got THAT one right...toodles! i love my couzin: how dare you warn me, im going to kill you.with a VERY sharp knife |
| ... or I'll just warn you a whole lot under 30 different names? |
| This one is a classic. The guy's info read that he was happily married looking for some one-on-one real life fun , in other words , doing the DIRTY deed behind his wife's back , so of course , being the caring humanitarian I am , I just HAD to message him and tell him how awful it is to cheat and etc. He really got into a convo with me , telling me how he doesn't feel like a man and how he knows he's good looking , then I told him I am 17 years of age... and byebye conversation . He blocked me , so I took the liberty of messaging him under some names.You know , Taking care of "business" |
| TheWinglessAngel: You can only block someone soo many times before they post you on their webpage at www.geocities.com/ihatepedophiles/index.html MyCheatingHeart signed on at 2:02:28 PM. MyCheatingHeart: Fuck off little girl. MyCheatingHeart signed off at 2:02:32 PM. |