The following is an account of the nationalities and roles of the club members:
PLAYERS:
Bonato, Luke
ITALY
Chua, Chik Sing
MALAYSIA
Fahrtash, Farzan AFGHANISTAN/GERMANY
Ilancheran, Arun:
SINGAPORE/INDIA
Nagy, Andras
HUNGARY
Zotti, Mario
ITALY
STAFF:
Bailey, Joh: AUSTRALIA
Beauty therapist/Hairdresser
Bandari, Rabin: INDIA
Transport co-ordinator (Bus driver)
Begley, John: IRELAND/AMERICA/INDIGENOUS AUSTRALIAN
First Aid
Beitner, Sasha: RUSSIA
Managing Director, IEAFC "Female Connection" Outlet Stores
Bennet, Peter: QUEENSLAND
Chairman of IE Fan Club
Chakrabarti, Rahul: INDIA
Team Doctor/Technical Officer
Chandra: INDIA/NAURU
Mascot
Giannopolous, Aristos: GREECE
Chef
Gordon, Erin: AUSTRALIA
Dietician
Gutman, Matthew: Aschkenazim AUSTRALIAN
PR/Fashion Advisor
Keage, Joss: AUSTRALIA
Fitness Instructor
Keragla, Charithani: SRI LANKA
Yoga instructor
Lee, Nora: CHINA Herbalist/Spiritual Instructor
Lindstrom, James: AUSTRALIA/SWEDEN
Commentator
Martin, Ingird: AUSTRALIA/SWEDEN
Team choir
Miles, Lachlan: AUSTRALIA Senior Physician/Team motivator
Monk, Louise: AUSTRALIA
Media Spokesperson
Rangarajan, Shrikkanth ("Raj"): INDIA Medico-Legal Counsel
Rakov, Jackie: RUSSIA
"Charity" Administrator
Safe, Mark: EGYPT/U.K.
Song writer/Musical Development
The Builder, Bob: NOT SURE
Construction Projects Developer
Venakataraman, Prasanna ("mikey"): INDIA Compensation claims/Litigation
Voskoboinik, Alex: RUSSIA
Club Executive/"Financial" manager - N.B. Recently retired due to toe injury
Wan, King Man: HONG KONG
Team interpreter
Wise, Claire: AUSTRALIA
IEFC "The Ethnic Collection" clothes / jewelry designer
We would like to thank the following SPONSORS:
In life or death situations, autonomy and peace of mind can be compromised. To keep our integrity, we use and recommend blood transfusions from Jehovah's Witness Blood Bank Pty Ltd.
Stuck for money? Gambling habits got you down? Try Zotti Loan Sharks - We promise not to bite. Try us - the company where only your house is the collateral!
When you think travel, think Voskoboinik Transiberian Industries
When our teeth get knocked out, we go to Degen Dentistry Inc.
Indulge in the "lightly-fried" offal at the spatious and luxurious Mannix College
For sports injuries, our players use and recommend the Alfred Hospital and rehabilitation facilities at the Monash Gymnasium.
Visit Farzan's Trinket Shoppe. They are now offering 90% off back-door fares to Iraq via Afghanistan. See the tigres river and rioting mobs.